Zucchini Noodles - You Suck at Cooking (episode 42)

  • Published on 2 years ago

    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    Runtime: 3:25

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    Come for the salad. Stay for the vegetable hate-ballad.
    Recipe;
    1) buy a jullienne peeler
    2) wonder why you didn't know about julienne peelers
    3) buy a zucchini
    4) form a strong social bond
    5) betray the zucchini and shred it into noodles with that wonderful julienne peeler
    6) 1 avocado, half lemon, half clove of garlic, a fuck-tonne of basil, a dash of honey, throw into a food processor. Pick up the food processor and shake vigorously until it is mixed smooth.
    7) call your parents and tell them they were wrong when they said you'd never amount to anything
    8) go to their house at night and fling the zucchini noodles all over their exterior walls
    9) show up the next morning and pretend to feel bad and help them clean it off
    10) bask in the relationship you never knew you could have

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Alex cakebro
Alex cakebro

that looks delicious!

Hour ago
doemaen
doemaen

Damn that look like Medusa

6 hours ago
Arden Nora
Arden Nora

Just subscribed

22 hours ago
andreea_ 2005
andreea_ 2005

U Zuck at cocking

3 days ago
Wolf Axel
Wolf Axel

The beginning is just a dick joke

5 days ago
Malie :3
Malie :3

....why?

6 days ago
no o
no o

That was questionable

6 days ago
For3st Spirit
For3st Spirit

Is it normal to feel violated after watching someone _milk_ a zucchini and film zucchini porn?

8 days ago
EversBeavers
EversBeavers

s o a e s t h e t I c

8 days ago
CVerse
CVerse

r/hmmm

9 days ago
VectorGadget25 Heh
VectorGadget25 Heh

0:00 demonetized

9 days ago
Melinda Bow
Melinda Bow

This looks so wrong lol

9 days ago
Kyrie Espayos
Kyrie Espayos

Pepper Pepper Pepper

10 days ago
Wolfie The Husky
Wolfie The Husky

0:01 **insert Porn**

10 days ago
Random4098
Random4098

I just watched zucchini porn... what has my life come to

11 days ago
Insert Name Here
Insert Name Here

*ZUCC!*

11 days ago
claire lovelace
claire lovelace

He kinda sounds like onision

12 days ago
Black Hawk
Black Hawk

Okay I’m just going to say it, I LOVE VEGGIE PORN 1:13

13 days ago
Harley Bowen
Harley Bowen

Edits so good

13 days ago
YouWotM8
YouWotM8

0:01 did anyone think that there is a condom at the bottom of the bowl?

14 days ago
Alex Butcher
Alex Butcher

▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

15 days ago
MachaMochi TheSinnedBean
MachaMochi TheSinnedBean

The beginning i was like ohh ok then

15 days ago
Lola Grace Williams
Lola Grace Williams

MachaMochi TheSinnedBean I'm still confused about the beginning lol

15 days ago
SCARlet_DRaKox13
SCARlet_DRaKox13

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I see what you did there

16 days ago
IM BATMAN
IM BATMAN

I saw the beginning and right away I quickly subbed

16 days ago
Benjamin Saine
Benjamin Saine

*opens garbage can* “I’ll put it in the recycle”

16 days ago
dominatorcharley
dominatorcharley

one question is this at some level legit? Like does it taste good ?

17 days ago
dominatorcharley
dominatorcharley

I have no idea if you are serious now...

16 days ago
dominatorcharley
dominatorcharley

So when is best season for zucchini ?

17 days ago
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Yes, it's totally legit. Try it!

17 days ago
bLuE_Ar_Yt
bLuE_Ar_Yt

this is my favorite episode.

17 days ago
McKayla Kaufman
McKayla Kaufman

The zucchini looks like a green dick cumming

17 days ago
The Creeper King
The Creeper King

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

17 days ago
Kailem Boudreau
Kailem Boudreau

Sex toy

17 days ago
Shady Mist
Shady Mist

That looks absolutely scrumptious

17 days ago
Phoenix Dragon
Phoenix Dragon

1:10 I think i died from laughing.

18 days ago
Ethan Masliansky
Ethan Masliansky

missed opportunity not calling the zucchini guitar a zukelele

18 days ago
xox. jeon
xox. jeon

*ovAcOdo*

18 days ago
BLUES 8
BLUES 8

Õ°Ō W T F?????????????

19 days ago
NotSoToxik
NotSoToxik

I'm I the only one is thinking of something else....

19 days ago
Izuku Midoriya
Izuku Midoriya

XD

19 days ago
Welp.
Welp.

Why the heck was this in my recommendations....

19 days ago
Kim Namjin
Kim Namjin

What. The. Actual. Fuck... Am i watching?

19 days ago
Luz Maria
Luz Maria

this guy is awsome

20 days ago
pafnucek
pafnucek

fuck egg plant

20 days ago
HFC Eliza Hamilton
HFC Eliza Hamilton

.... YOU CAN MILK A ZUKINI?!

20 days ago
Hans Lad
Hans Lad

*_J I Z Z_*

20 days ago
Tango Drawz
Tango Drawz

Wtf did I watch lmao

21 day ago
PlainBread
PlainBread

The thumbnail looked like a guy stroking two black male penis while they cummmmmm

21 day ago
Taintlessrook 09
Taintlessrook 09

In the end of the video are you pissing

21 day ago
Hevan Song
Hevan Song

Oof.....i have a dirty mind and at the beginning looked like something......else

21 day ago
Soup Guy
Soup Guy

let me just take that and put it *in the recycling bin*

21 day ago
Shauna Isaacs
Shauna Isaacs

AHAHAHAHAHHAH I CANT STOP LAUGHING

21 day ago
Shauna Isaacs
Shauna Isaacs

OMG HAHAHA

21 day ago
xxxAnonymous
xxxAnonymous

Hilarious channel love it

22 days ago
Jaydhen Gaming
Jaydhen Gaming

She kept sucking 😭

22 days ago
Ha love Refyferatus
Ha love Refyferatus

No I don’t! YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME! YOUR NOT MY FUCKING DAD

22 days ago
David DE LOOSE
David DE LOOSE

We suck at cooking, you suck at peeling zuchinni.

23 days ago
Vivian Macrostie
Vivian Macrostie

Oh- 6 3 6

23 days ago
610Jonny
610Jonny

I guess you could say, he *ZUCCS* at cooking

23 days ago
The Chosen One
The Chosen One

Are you by any chance related to HowToBasic?

23 days ago
Lemon Child
Lemon Child

My family enjoyed their meal! Thanks!

24 days ago
KOC_luna_
KOC_luna_

those look like black dicks

24 days ago
Gigi Is a unicorn
Gigi Is a unicorn

The thumbnail looks soooooooo wrong

24 days ago
Brianna Figueroa
Brianna Figueroa

Did you put milk is that?

26 days ago
YoosungThe TriggeredYoosung
YoosungThe TriggeredYoosung

*Did I just watch zucchini porn?*

26 days ago
Lumberjack Kid 3016
Lumberjack Kid 3016

Wtf am I Watching

27 days ago
Dansin
Dansin

*zucc intensifies*

28 days ago
Flaming Ice
Flaming Ice

since when was it possible that u can milk a zucchini

29 days ago
Alex Martinelli
Alex Martinelli

ZUCCHINI TORTELLINI

Month ago
Grayson Beckett
Grayson Beckett

Omg lewd

Month ago
Jimmyb Tnt
Jimmyb Tnt

N O W T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E

Month ago
heterosexual lepricon
heterosexual lepricon

If humans were noodles the LGBT I the wet noodles cuz they aren't straight

Month ago
gxwild5
gxwild5

Doubling the fun.

Month ago
Daniel Green
Daniel Green

Fuck youuuu niggaaa

Month ago
A M
A M

Daniel Green wow you shouldn't be saying that

29 days ago
Fire PlayZ
Fire PlayZ

Spaghetti for vegetarians

Month ago
EdwardThimbleHands
EdwardThimbleHands

Zucchini and squash sliced to about half an inch, salt and pepper, then brown in a skillet with butter...great side. Pretend it is meat, except you just need to get the inside soft and the outside brown and you're done.

Month ago
the3redking
the3redking

I’m am subbed to the same people as him except for 4

Month ago
Random Evil Hooman
Random Evil Hooman

Just sorta “Trump” it on there

Month ago
Vinz GameplaysTM
Vinz GameplaysTM

i can do it too with my penis! :D *penis has left the game* *vagina joined the game* Oh hell no!i no need u

Month ago
Ethan Chng
Ethan Chng

THIS WILL GIVE YOU SALMONELLA DO NOT TRY XD

Month ago
Fried Squid
Fried Squid

i’m so confused.

Month ago
Sigmund Freud
Sigmund Freud

1.4 k people are idiots

Month ago
Dank Tree
Dank Tree

What the flying fuck it has milk in it

Month ago
Ender Xanderion
Ender Xanderion

Did the pornhub commercial brought me again?

Month ago
CringeAlert
CringeAlert

you actually cut yourself to make this video xD you are very determined

Month ago
es jonne
es jonne

I hurt my self todayyyyyyy

Month ago
SupremeSkittle64
SupremeSkittle64

The Zucchinis are "Nutting" in the plate

Month ago
Sketch
Sketch

is this channel a joke

Month ago
Katelyn
Katelyn

I fucking snorted at the mating 😂😂💜

Month ago
Cona 6789
Cona 6789

This actually makes food you can eat. I like this.

Month ago
Lyrics Helper
Lyrics Helper

What is that thing that he is squeezing out of the zucchini?

Month ago
Jerry Huang
Jerry Huang

Why in the into where he's squirting stuff why does it look like its peeing... Funny

Month ago
Dank, Danker, yet Danker
Dank, Danker, yet Danker

Give me the zucc

Month ago
Dark Luke
Dark Luke

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK DID I JUST WATCH

Month ago
u dont know me
u dont know me

Ok the intro of him "milking" the zucchini and the zucchinis fuqing made me die

Month ago
N33DBL00D
N33DBL00D

I'm waiting for Jun from Jun's Kitchen find this channel and write a comment: I don't suck at cooking!

Month ago
dude who likes dinosuars
dude who likes dinosuars

Don’t they have an off taste? During mating season?

Month ago
TerraMerc 73
TerraMerc 73

It kinda looks good XD

Month ago
Buttato Productions
Buttato Productions

Just watched some Zucchini porn.... never thought I'd say that.

Month ago
Dislexic Queen Harley
Dislexic Queen Harley

My dirty mind....oh lord.

Month ago
playlist- topic
playlist- topic

Vegetti spegetti

Month ago
that general guy from full metal jacket
that general guy from full metal jacket

wind *S* *W* *A* *P* *T*

Month ago
TV FilthyFrank
TV FilthyFrank

Stupid

Month ago

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