Zucchini Noodles - You Suck at Cooking (episode 42)

  • Published on 2 years ago

    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

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    Come for the salad. Stay for the vegetable hate-ballad.
    Recipe;
    1) buy a jullienne peeler
    2) wonder why you didn't know about julienne peelers
    3) buy a zucchini
    4) form a strong social bond
    5) betray the zucchini and shred it into noodles with that wonderful julienne peeler
    6) 1 avocado, half lemon, half clove of garlic, a fuck-tonne of basil, a dash of honey, throw into a food processor. Pick up the food processor and shake vigorously until it is mixed smooth.
    7) call your parents and tell them they were wrong when they said you'd never amount to anything
    8) go to their house at night and fling the zucchini noodles all over their exterior walls
    9) show up the next morning and pretend to feel bad and help them clean it off
    10) bask in the relationship you never knew you could have

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DodgieSquirrel
DodgieSquirrel

So you milked a male zucchini? Nice.

5 hours ago
rebbekah cannons
rebbekah cannons

Yo make a full CD of your songs this ones good especially about the eggplant pfft eggplant.

15 hours ago
MOMO REUBEN
MOMO REUBEN

This is the opposite of how to basic

Day ago
candy
candy

i want a full version of the end song

2 days ago
AboveAverage -
AboveAverage -

He legit cut himself, Who really sucks at cooking now?

2 days ago
Pasta is Amazing
Pasta is Amazing

:3

8 days ago
Pasta is Amazing
Pasta is Amazing

yes.

8 days ago
Gaby Vazquez
Gaby Vazquez

This video keeps me all night....

9 days ago
idwtd
idwtd

About the last part....idk what to say....its hot

9 days ago
Sataandagi96
Sataandagi96

I actually wanted to learn to cook, I guess I'll just stop here...

10 days ago
ragdollpheonixfeath3r
ragdollpheonixfeath3r

The easiest way to tune your zucchini is with a cucumber

10 days ago
Vertex Volitile
Vertex Volitile

Thing is, your still better than me at cooking.

11 days ago
Picklub
Picklub

I have so many questions

11 days ago
Grace Diemert
Grace Diemert

2018 anyone?

11 days ago
Punching Dynamo
Punching Dynamo

The last shot is literally him peeing.

13 days ago
28th St. Air Land & Sea
28th St. Air Land & Sea

thought for sure you said udderwise @ 0:07

13 days ago
Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

Brave of you to squeeze a lemon after you cut your finger

14 days ago
LLuk3 *
LLuk3 *

just only wtf

14 days ago
Mystix Link
Mystix Link

Wait...does a Zucchini have milk? Or am I dumb

14 days ago
Fern Bush
Fern Bush

I just say two zucchinis doing it. I need bleach

15 days ago
mi mi
mi mi

Don't we all just love to milk our zucchinis?

15 days ago
Sswwaaggyy Zadar
Sswwaaggyy Zadar

1:12 (get cameras) 📷🙂 ✋👙 🍆 👖

17 days ago
Soy
Soy

weird to masturbate to but it can work

17 days ago
itz ya boy
itz ya boy

Pepper pepper peper

17 days ago
Jimy Smith
Jimy Smith

What did I just wach

18 days ago
Aiman Anuar
Aiman Anuar

1.03-1.25 wtf

19 days ago
zombie lil dum
zombie lil dum

1:12 got me like 🙄👉👌

20 days ago
xd Metallicaz
xd Metallicaz

I’ve had a dream about this, this was definitely sent by Jesus lord savior messiah Christ And in the dream the squirting zucchini was in a porno :Note: I’m dead serious

20 days ago
TDF_ W0rldKeY
TDF_ W0rldKeY

you really be out here

20 days ago
Riley
Riley

😑

22 days ago
Satanic Beast
Satanic Beast

My mum cooks zucchini and eggplant with tomatoes in this salad thing and it's so disgusting. I hate all of those things cooked. I despise eggplant more than Brussel sprouts

22 days ago
KappaPride
KappaPride

I am confusion

22 days ago
Mike King
Mike King

man i just started the video and im lookin a vegetable nut ._.

22 days ago
Oreeo TH
Oreeo TH

Spaghetti squash is way worse than eggplant and zucchini!

23 days ago
Peke
Peke

Xd

23 days ago
Michael Stegall
Michael Stegall

Wtf is this??? How come I haven't found this before now? My whole life was a lie until just now...

23 days ago
x Ban
x Ban

MOIST

23 days ago
Mark mitchell
Mark mitchell

Can u even make this

23 days ago
Alyssa Orchard
Alyssa Orchard

What did I just watch

24 days ago
e m a j a s m i n e
e m a j a s m i n e

The thumbnail looked like a condom in a bowl

24 days ago
Yeet Boyo
Yeet Boyo

10/10 would recommend, tried this and it works

24 days ago
Lpsblueberryandcream withacherryontop!
Lpsblueberryandcream withacherryontop!

did you really cut your self???? if you did how many takes of you cuting your self????

24 days ago
JunebugKitten
JunebugKitten

I love this song

24 days ago
Spanos
Spanos

Yeah! F**k eggplant.

24 days ago
xd Metallicaz
xd Metallicaz

I'm actually very confused

25 days ago
69420 subscribers with no Videos
69420 subscribers with no Videos

The finishing product looks like Owen Wilson

25 days ago
69420 subscribers with no Videos
69420 subscribers with no Videos

😂

19 days ago
Fraser Kahl
Fraser Kahl

69420 subscribers with no Videos “wow”

19 days ago
:sailorette:
:sailorette:

you s w a l l o w

27 days ago
BurgerFred1
BurgerFred1

Is that a thermal camera? Man, those are some hot zucchinis.

28 days ago
Roxy Ø
Roxy Ø

*i didn’t even know you Could milk a zucchini* .....

28 days ago
Gelynn
Gelynn

2:17 - Runescape?

28 days ago
Reichaos
Reichaos

is zucchini milk real? i've never seen one before.

28 days ago
Koalarsky
Koalarsky

My first YSAC video

29 days ago
A Gamer
A Gamer

🍆( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

29 days ago
EpicPie9121
EpicPie9121

I'm in shock of your disgust in both zucchini and mushrooms

29 days ago
Discontinued Channel
Discontinued Channel

are you sure thats extra moisture? and not.. you know.. *milk?*

29 days ago
Frances Barber
Frances Barber

This was the first one I watched, god bless me 1 month ago

29 days ago
Charlie Chuckles
Charlie Chuckles

The ending song looks and sounds like a school shooter song lmao

29 days ago
Aaron burr sir
Aaron burr sir

Why is this barely in my recommendations, this was amazing

29 days ago
BrownieeeHD
BrownieeeHD

this channel confuses me so much

Month ago
Elibrius Project
Elibrius Project

What the fuck is this video lmfao

Month ago
Brooke Richardson
Brooke Richardson

This channel makes me so happy. Thank you! I wish I had found you sooner

Month ago
michail sangiacomo
michail sangiacomo

I new it he’s a libtard. Maybe not but probably

Month ago
Kay’s Garbage
Kay’s Garbage

I thought that was a condom in the bowl wtf

Month ago
trap the fur
trap the fur

This is funny

Month ago
lil tere
lil tere

I have such a dirty mind

Month ago
Susan Roberts
Susan Roberts

I cant cook o3o

Month ago
Candy Does Todimochi life
Candy Does Todimochi life

Milk dat zucchini

Month ago
Alexander Benson
Alexander Benson

*is concerned*

Month ago
the puginator
the puginator

U need to do more of a jerking mode to get the milk out better watch and learn ✊ 🍆💦

Month ago
Senpai Boi
Senpai Boi

*MiLk ThAt ZuCcHiNi* lmao I'm dead

Month ago
Caleb dennis
Caleb dennis

😄😃

Month ago
THE ORIGINAL RED PANDA
THE ORIGINAL RED PANDA

WHAT THE FUCK

Month ago
Zoey Ferguson
Zoey Ferguson

What channel have I stumbled upon this time...

Month ago
Whatismyname ;
Whatismyname ;

Why is there a condom at the bottom

Month ago
ConsoleMemeBoi
ConsoleMemeBoi

1:12 some zucchini’s in their natural habitat

Month ago
Bendy games22119
Bendy games22119

I have a dirty mind

Month ago
Jedi -master Nender
Jedi -master Nender

Milking cucumbers

Month ago
VirXually.
VirXually.

1:13 WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUUUU

Month ago
Diane Nguyen
Diane Nguyen

2:30 *WiG SnATchED*

Month ago
the artistic boy 2006
the artistic boy 2006

MAKE MORE VIDEOS!

Month ago
aubery cooper
aubery cooper

Turns out that this is actually how you make and serve them :/

Month ago
gamerkingyt gaming
gamerkingyt gaming

This is a bad version of "How to basic".

Month ago
JOJLOOO Jojo
JOJLOOO Jojo

Did the milking of the zucchini look like something else

Month ago
Cottoncandy DA dutchie X3
Cottoncandy DA dutchie X3

We may suck but at least we don’t swallow! ( jk sorry I had to make this joke )

Month ago
Jayaratne Batepola
Jayaratne Batepola

Intro: You suck at cooking you totally suck

Month ago
Jude Valen
Jude Valen

CUM

Month ago
Undead 14414
Undead 14414

Rip finger

Month ago
lilйнðJッ
lilйнðJッ

Ithought this was real idid this in irl

Month ago
Lil Keke
Lil Keke

0:28 ohhhh I just love life 😂

Month ago
DMoney
DMoney

0:00 😏 oh yea Squirt that daddy

Month ago
Kayson mine raft
Kayson mine raft

Does it taste good?

Month ago
Arbuzs
Arbuzs

your videos are great they are like howtobasic but not that messed up

Month ago
Not Zach Z
Not Zach Z

1:18 thank me later

Month ago
Not Zach Z
Not Zach Z

Wow I thought that was my dick sperming all in a bowl

Month ago
ZIR EMERALD
ZIR EMERALD

i'm so glad i stumbled into this while watching random videos on youtube. i wanna be this person's friend. every person needs to have someone like this in their life.

Month ago
Jababros jababros
Jababros jababros

U can milk zukinys

Month ago
wxlmxrt
wxlmxrt

you can milk a fucking zuchini

Month ago
Thefunnygod 2
Thefunnygod 2

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Month ago
Brianna T
Brianna T

3:09(; ̄ェ ̄)

Month ago
TSM/xD DeAdShOt
TSM/xD DeAdShOt

Wtf am i watching lol

Month ago

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