Zucchini Noodles - You Suck at Cooking (episode 42)

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    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

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    Come for the salad. Stay for the vegetable hate-ballad.
    Recipe;
    1) buy a jullienne peeler
    2) wonder why you didn't know about julienne peelers
    3) buy a zucchini
    4) form a strong social bond
    5) betray the zucchini and shred it into noodles with that wonderful julienne peeler
    6) 1 avocado, half lemon, half clove of garlic, a fuck-tonne of basil, a dash of honey, throw into a food processor. Pick up the food processor and shake vigorously until it is mixed smooth.
    7) call your parents and tell them they were wrong when they said you'd never amount to anything
    8) go to their house at night and fling the zucchini noodles all over their exterior walls
    9) show up the next morning and pretend to feel bad and help them clean it off
    10) bask in the relationship you never knew you could have

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Swag 1sC00l
Swag 1sC00l

wtf..

8 hours ago
Sorra Jade
Sorra Jade

Too bad bacteria is asexual

8 hours ago
kakashi Kent
kakashi Kent

Why does it look like cum

15 hours ago
UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN

this a is a joke i hope

Day ago
Ghouls Fury
Ghouls Fury

Fuck eggplants hahaha

Day ago
Brian Stanley
Brian Stanley

this guys funny .... that thumb nail though

2 days ago
Nixon Rajkumar
Nixon Rajkumar

Was that pee at the last part(-_-)(-_-)

2 days ago
HotRapLyrics
HotRapLyrics

nnnnnnnnnnnnnn-nut

2 days ago
Sexi Lexi
Sexi Lexi

What the fuck

2 days ago
bee2k
bee2k

this nigga milked zucini

2 days ago
TheMightyShaw
TheMightyShaw

HowToBasic cooking show

3 days ago
Artemiy khan
Artemiy khan

Fuck Gordon Ramsay, I’ve got you )

3 days ago
DankBoi 445
DankBoi 445

Zucc kini

3 days ago
Mr.G
Mr.G

Wtf

3 days ago
Asian Takeout
Asian Takeout

look at the thumbnail

3 days ago
Basically Me
Basically Me

Now that i am old enough i can watch this video

3 days ago
Basically Me
Basically Me

Ok, now i know why it was age restricted...

3 days ago
Am Zee
Am Zee

ZUCChini

3 days ago
T SexyRexy
T SexyRexy

Milking zucchini

4 days ago
steven stone
steven stone

its more of a salad to me

4 days ago
No one
No one

the zucchini milking from the start looks like green dicks cumming

5 days ago
Pixel Blast
Pixel Blast

Mating season XD

5 days ago
Dragon lolis animated
Dragon lolis animated

The mating zukinii

5 days ago
Dragon lolis animated
Dragon lolis animated

Milk a zukini

5 days ago
Scott Telting
Scott Telting

milk the zucchini lmao

8 days ago
Twigpalm -
Twigpalm -

I'm so gay help me

8 days ago
reo2720
reo2720

For a brief moment i thought you could actually milk a zucchini...

9 days ago
ST_owl
ST_owl

I remember I nearly got mauled by a wild zucchini when hunting with my dad

9 days ago
Sabrina Comeau
Sabrina Comeau

Just carve a quick...human head

10 days ago
David Ocampo
David Ocampo

Yeah! Ikr! F**k eggplant!

11 days ago
Corbonicus the red
Corbonicus the red

Zucchini is my favorite instrument.

12 days ago
Duane McFadden
Duane McFadden

wut

12 days ago
The Great Spaghett
The Great Spaghett

YOU FORGOT TO ADD SHAVING CREAM TO THE ZUCChINI GAWD DAMMIT

13 days ago
The Great Spaghett
The Great Spaghett

*SOUR CREAM

13 days ago
Keenan Grant
Keenan Grant

Dat thumbnail tho

13 days ago
Rhys Cain
Rhys Cain

Isn't that a courgette?

14 days ago
sam ryan
sam ryan

that end instrumental sounds a lot like possum king by toadies so yes, i am fully erect

14 days ago
Xandro Banasig
Xandro Banasig

How is that even work

15 days ago
TheDarkEnder
TheDarkEnder

People who come to this channel sucks at cooking

15 days ago
Abigail Lozano
Abigail Lozano

I'm high I think

17 days ago
UnconventionalScribbler
UnconventionalScribbler

why did I read that as you're good at sucking cock

17 days ago
Kayna
Kayna

How the fuck do you milk a zucchini? Besides, I don't think Mark would like that. You should probably take him out on a date first.

17 days ago
DRAGONSLAYER 0707
DRAGONSLAYER 0707

I think Gordon Ramsay just died

18 days ago
Trevor Lee
Trevor Lee

I have the same knife set, is that weird?

18 days ago
Supreme kai ok
Supreme kai ok

when he milked it

19 days ago
Supreme kai ok
Supreme kai ok

y'all know what that looks like

19 days ago
Supreme kai ok
Supreme kai ok

I know someone has a dirty mind besides me

19 days ago
SatiricBasil 552
SatiricBasil 552

basil

19 days ago
naikibens220
naikibens220

Can you acully eat the stuff he makes

19 days ago
exotic Butters plays
exotic Butters plays

:3

20 days ago
Galactic Cringe
Galactic Cringe

I died a the mating zucchini part :D

20 days ago
Blackops3 Guy
Blackops3 Guy

;)

20 days ago
Ghost Toaster
Ghost Toaster

Zucc

20 days ago
Jonathan Wong
Jonathan Wong

That outro tho

21 day ago
Bryce Animations
Bryce Animations

And vegans thought they weren’t hurting animals

21 day ago
Chocolade 00
Chocolade 00

I didn't know you can milk cubecumbers

21 day ago
Blowfish Royal
Blowfish Royal

The milking of the zucchini turned me on😏

22 days ago
Karma Fan
Karma Fan

The first thing is a 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

23 days ago
Alan Momori
Alan Momori

I didn't even know you could milk a zucchini I guess you learn things everyday

23 days ago
Adri the banana
Adri the banana

This actually teaches you how to cook lol

23 days ago
Batgirl P
Batgirl P

I thought there was a condom in the bowl.

24 days ago
I love slime slime princess
I love slime slime princess

He forgot to say who's your daddy

24 days ago
FoodOrFail
FoodOrFail

I don't know. I guess I'm just a diehard for the acoustic zucchini. Still, the fangjangler tip is a keeper.

24 days ago
DHCuber
DHCuber

lolol

24 days ago
Rabr
Rabr

I just got scammed but this vid made me feel better

24 days ago
Ana Caves
Ana Caves

Why isnt this age restricted, JEESE THINK OF THE KIDS.

24 days ago
nyandragons
nyandragons

that zucchini mating scene feels like something I had a nightmare about when I was 4 or some shit

26 days ago
Why_ Tho123
Why_ Tho123

The new how to basic

27 days ago
Brian McHaney
Brian McHaney

ZUCCini Noodles: You ZUCC at Cooking.

Month ago
Mr. Pancake
Mr. Pancake

Bye

Month ago
wardog2011
wardog2011

You totally had a chance to do You suck at cooking yea you totally zucc.

Month ago
Remi Takahashi
Remi Takahashi

I never thought that I would ever see two zucchini having sex before. What the fuck is happening.

Month ago

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