Slam Poetry Popcorn - You Suck at Cooking (episode 55)

Boss_ Block
Boss_ Block

Why tf wasthis so deep wtf?

23 hours ago
Hammy Jeffery
Hammy Jeffery

I can hear Saul Williams jizzing his pants.

2 days ago
Maya Smith
Maya Smith

He put wangangle into a poem. This is the most amazing feat on the internet since Shawn Dawson made an entire series about jake paul

4 days ago
Agam Moshe
Agam Moshe

Take those unpopped kernels, and life with a feather. Then keep them in a special place, FOREVER

5 days ago
Isaac Isenor
Isaac Isenor

Salt from the sea, smoked paprika then W A N G J A N G L E

7 days ago
Enrico Fontanive
Enrico Fontanive

HOW MUTCH TIME DID YOU SPENDED

8 days ago
deze man
deze man

This hit close to home for some reason

14 days ago
skylar15123
skylar15123

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE BACKGROUND MUSIC, READ THIS It's Grass - Silent Partner

14 days ago
Doggy Doge
Doggy Doge

The future Dr. Suese in the Making!

14 days ago
Bruce Forte
Bruce Forte

This reminds me about how much I want to kick everyone who does slam poetry in the gonads. Great video man.

15 days ago
Raptin 159
Raptin 159

This was the most motivating thing I have ever seen in my pathetic life

15 days ago
gd alraZ1
gd alraZ1

Damn man the feels

15 days ago
Daris Price
Daris Price

This dude puts a lot of work into his vids

16 days ago
Erica Liang
Erica Liang

I’m sweating-

18 days ago
elitisthipstershit
elitisthipstershit

Satire isn't supposed to make me cry

20 days ago
NUDUDEL
NUDUDEL

YOU ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME!

20 days ago
Penguin Heist
Penguin Heist

Holy crap Canada man! I need to words of this transcribed so I can recite this to anyone and everyone!

20 days ago
Rose Linea
Rose Linea

*Sniffs* Beautiful.

21 day ago
Blizzard Dasher
Blizzard Dasher

*cries* that was beautiful..

21 day ago
straightn't
straightn't

Jesus Christ dude I typically am anti slam poetry but DAMN you actually did a good job

23 days ago
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Thank you.

23 days ago
rockstarnerd71 gaming
rockstarnerd71 gaming

Someone needs to make this into a rap song

24 days ago
Ri the Hamilton addict Me me big boy and Rye Bread
Ri the Hamilton addict Me me big boy and Rye Bread

I.....I.......I think I-I’ve regained my purity and will to g-go on d-d-dude.....

25 days ago
icanflyboss _
icanflyboss _

the bars on this

25 days ago
Shadewave909
Shadewave909

This is somehow awesome.

26 days ago
KadenThe Kreator
KadenThe Kreator

I come here for inspiration, But I actually get jealous

26 days ago
miro lehto
miro lehto

bad tutorial, dick stuck in blender send help.

26 days ago
Thlinks Fitness
Thlinks Fitness

Canadians....

27 days ago
Cameron Singletary
Cameron Singletary

Well damn. After that how can i not subscribe lol

27 days ago
Musicmanimations
Musicmanimations

But how do I stop there being un-popped kernels in the popcorn?

Month ago
Renée Tennielle
Renée Tennielle

I almost choked on my beet dip holy moly

Month ago
Jonathan Wang
Jonathan Wang

Lyrics: The autumn I told you that popcorn was magic, reached into my pocket and pulled out a handful, stuffed it in my face with full eye contact; He never called me back. Corn, kernel; A kernel of knowledge. On the counter encountering kernels, overcoming hurdles. On top of the onion we heat up a pan, some coconut oil from faraway lands, as the molecules move they start to expand, with a shake of a hand, friction, chicken. A kernel like an egg a size of a drop, underneath it an inferno that's getting real hot, once that spark is ignited you know it can't stop - unless you turn it off. It's been 20 seconds since you filled it up, you might feel the urge to just stop and give up - you lazy f**k. Pressure, I'm four feet from my dresser, four minutes away from texture mouth pleasure. That oil sizzles hot and it stings like a bit*h, Pin in your finger instead of the stitch; One of your best friends in bed with the one you were with, Or a very small rock in your shoe at the tip, With miles to go and nowhere to sit, If I only had velcro, I’d give it a zip. A holster with nothing to shoot from the hip, When the bottle land sideways while trying to flip, An entire dried breadstick with nothing to dip, A kink in your knee when you’re trying to skip. Pain, hurts. Lid: a glass ceiling; a container of motion, Held stiff with my fist, can’t stop this commotion. We’re not making popcorn, we’re making a potion to heal the world. Or for snacking purposes. Exploding - like an idea - also like popcorn because it actually is that. What started as kernels expanding so full, we put that expansion inside of a bowl, An above ground hole. Salt from the sea, smoked paprika, then wangjangle. Then grab it by the fistful, transport it to your facehole, Fill it like you’re shoving love inside the gap inside your soul. Soon you’ll be full with your head full of clouds, delicious small crispiness cracking out loud - uncle mark looking down. I need to wash my ceiling. Not exactly proud. Two cars with only a one door garage, Is popcorn real or just a mirage? Reality. Beneath that hard shell an armor that makes us tough there’s light fluffy softness of unspoken thoughts - unless you’re a bit of a blatherer. You might have said everything already, probs tmi. Because sometimes life is tough. You’re past the point of having had enough. The tears start to fall like you’re leaking your soul, your chest starts to swell, in your guts there’s a hole. Brace for the shock and let it roll through you, Then reach for the popcorn, open up, let it soothe you. *crunch crunch crackle crinckle popcorn sounds* But as you get to the bottom of that bowl, takes those unpopped kernels, and lift with a feather Then keep them in a special place. Forever. Because popcorn will always have your back. Popcorn will never give you flack. Popcorn will never borrow five dollars and not pay it back. Popcorn will never borrow your car, get into a fender bender, and say it was already like that when it brings it back. So never, be afraid to pop, cornnn - also we need to save the ocean.

Month ago
Jonathan Wang
Jonathan Wang

if there are any mistakes, please kindly point them out. Thanks! :)

Month ago
Rachael Doran
Rachael Doran

I really want someone to go to an open poetry night and to perform this like really act it I would literally be all for this

Month ago
Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

This is supposed to be poetry class?

Month ago
Anna U.
Anna U.

Macklemore? is that you?

Month ago
Stoneblade 56
Stoneblade 56

🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💢💥💢🔥💥💢💢💢💢💢💥🔥🔥💢💥💥🔥

Month ago
Ethan Zachreson
Ethan Zachreson

This so gav me shliver

Month ago
Anthony Vazquez
Anthony Vazquez

does anyone know what his special place is

Month ago
adf afs
adf afs

i usually just eat the kernels too

Month ago
Carter Vogt
Carter Vogt

*snap snap snap*

Month ago
Jared Hernandez
Jared Hernandez

This is my nightly ritual.

Month ago
chimsdad
chimsdad

*emotinal*

Month ago
eantel animations and stufff
eantel animations and stufff

some beautiful words there :')

Month ago
Carlotta TheFriendlyPerson
Carlotta TheFriendlyPerson

I really enjoyed that. Thanks.

Month ago
Nijas Noushad
Nijas Noushad

Are u Eminem

Month ago
Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

Inside of a bowl, an above ground hole. Lol

2 months ago
Martin Montes
Martin Montes

Talented👍👍😀

2 months ago
Lanai50
Lanai50

This channel is exactly what I need in this moment of my life

2 months ago
Nolan Chojnacki
Nolan Chojnacki

0:50 made me cringe

2 months ago
Akif Ansari
Akif Ansari

AND HE'S A POET! A MOTHERF*UCKUNG POET!!!

2 months ago
Maddison Newell
Maddison Newell

I actually fucking cried real tears

2 months ago
Spencer Kenney
Spencer Kenney

I don’t like popcorn

2 months ago
Sucks to your ASMR
Sucks to your ASMR

Why is this the best thing ever?

2 months ago
ωнιяl
ωнιяl

Im just imaging twenty one pilots rapping this and making a song idk

2 months ago
Shilow Dawn
Shilow Dawn

That one I like. Funnny.

2 months ago
Sean Allers
Sean Allers

Straight heat

2 months ago
That One Nerd
That One Nerd

*single tear*

2 months ago
《 marije 》
《 marije 》

I feel emotional

2 months ago
Nope NopeNope
Nope NopeNope

I’m terribly sorry for this.... The autumn I told you that popcorn was magic, Reached into a pocket and pulled out a handful, stuffed it in my face with full eye contact, You never called me back, Corn, kernel, a kernel of knowledge, On the counter encountering kernels, Overcoming hurdles, On top of the onion we heat up a pan, Some coconut oil from far-away lands, The molecules moving and start to expand with the shake of a hand, Friction, Chicken, A kernel like an egg the size of a drop, Underneath an inferno that’s getting real hot, Once that spark is ignited you know it can’t stop... Unless you turn it off... It’s been twenty seconds since you filled it up, You might feel the urge to just stop and give up... You lazy f*ck Pressure, Im four feet from my dresser, Four minutes away from texture mouth pleasure, That oil sizzles hot and it stings like a bitch, Like a pin in your finger instead of the stitch, One of your best friends in bed with the one you were with, Or a very small rock in your shoe at the tip, With miles to go and nowhere to sit, If i only had Velcro I’d give it a zip, A holster with nothing to shoot from the hip, When the bottle lands sideways while trying to flip, An entire dry breadstick with nothing to dip, A kink in your knee when you’re trying to skip, *Pain.* *Hurts.* Lid, A glass sealing, A container of motion, Held stiff with my fist can’t stop this commotion, We’re not making popcorn we’re making a potion to heal the world... Or for snacking purposes... Exploding, Like an idea... Also like popcorn because it actually is that... What started as kernels expanding so full, We put that expansion inside of a bowl, An above ground hole, Salt from the sea, Smoked paprika, Then wang-jangle (?), Then grab it by the fistful transport it to your face hole, Fill it like you’re shoving love inside the gap inside your soul, Soon you’ll be full with your head full of clouds, Delicious small crispiness cracking out loud, Uncle Mark looking down... I need to wash my ceiling, not exactly proud... Two cars with only a one door garage, Is popcorn real or just a mirage? Reality. Beneath that hard shell of armour that makes us so tough, There’s light fluffy softness and unspoken thoughts... Unless you’re a bit of a blatherer, you might have said everything already, probs tmi... Because sometimes life is tough, You’re past the point of having had enough, The tears start to fall like your leaking soul, Your chest starts to swell and your guts there’s a hole, Brace for the shock and let it roll through you, Then reach for the popcorn, Open up, Let it soothe you, But as you get to the bottom of that bowl, Take those unpopped kernels and lift with a feather, Then keep them in a special place... *Forever...* Because popcorn will always have your back, Popcorn will never give you flack, Popcorn will never borrow $5 and not pay it back, Popcorn will never borrow your car and get into a fenderbender then say it was already like that when it brings it back, So never be afraid to pop... Corn... ... Also, we need to save the ocean. That was difficult... But I have 0 regrets xD

2 months ago
MadiCat247
MadiCat247

Stop... omg

2 months ago
David pocococoloco
David pocococoloco

BARS

2 months ago
Logan Nicol
Logan Nicol

😫poetry

2 months ago
Avery Fera
Avery Fera

Beautiful

2 months ago
Comrade Marx
Comrade Marx

Remember uncle Mark :'( :(

2 months ago
sophie os
sophie os

No joke I'm l sobbing ❤❤

2 months ago
Apricock
Apricock

when will this be on iTunes?

3 months ago
Heather
Heather

that had me in tears

3 months ago
kimikimkim kimkimkim
kimikimkim kimkimkim

I cried...

3 months ago
The Raptor Pack
The Raptor Pack

I’m crying, this was the best music video I’ve ever seen, it’s so f*cking random and hilarious, also we need to save the ocean

3 months ago
TKWPG
TKWPG

GUYS HELP, where do i save the ocean?!

3 months ago
Zenoth
Zenoth

Still probably your best episode a year later

3 months ago
*H E C K F R I C K*
*H E C K F R I C K*

Holy shit my new favorite anime quote

3 months ago
Aiden Pavon
Aiden Pavon

Still good at rhyming

3 months ago
Fallyn Upton
Fallyn Upton

Hey! Its the special place from the Caramel apple video! And the Wangjangler (Dunno if thats how you spell it) from the Chrismas Crack video!

3 months ago
Danny Green
Danny Green

This video was a-maise-ing, wait that was pretty corny sorry

3 months ago
Get Jynxxed
Get Jynxxed

All jokes aside, this is some really impressive poetry.

3 months ago
KeepthePeace01
KeepthePeace01

I think I almost cried

3 months ago
krackheads
krackheads

Perhaps i cried

3 months ago
Sapist 659
Sapist 659

YSAC is HowToBasic

3 months ago
ER SHECK
ER SHECK

What is the song name. I heard it before. It should be came from post rock group.

4 months ago
Emil Forsberg
Emil Forsberg

I am crying this video is so powerfull

4 months ago
Natalie Junge
Natalie Junge

👏👏👏😂🤣😭Dying. So. Much. Also, this is the best way to make popcorn soooo delicious!! I also added Parmesan!

4 months ago
ggergU
ggergU

literal chills

4 months ago
Kaydence Hix
Kaydence Hix

This sounds like hobo Johnson video 😂

4 months ago
ditzy\derpy hooves
ditzy\derpy hooves

I STARTED CRYING ARE YOU THE REAL SLIM SHADY?

4 months ago
POTATO_ MAN
POTATO_ MAN

Snap snap snap snap snap

4 months ago
Saskia R.
Saskia R.

This is really fucking awesome I watch a lot of poetry slams and considering your usual content this was really mature and deep

4 months ago
Cynthia Green
Cynthia Green

✨Inspirational.

4 months ago
Bradley Shipton
Bradley Shipton

This is totally modeled off of a song and I like that song but I can't remember the name, someone please help

4 months ago
Isabella Wilson
Isabella Wilson

That hit me in the feels...and made me hungry

4 months ago
Thalia Grace
Thalia Grace

we're not making popcorn we're making a potion

4 months ago
ike cho
ike cho

Why is this better than anything I've ever written

4 months ago
Danielle Widener
Danielle Widener

Nice rap

4 months ago
Baby Tyler
Baby Tyler

still a better love story than twilight

4 months ago
Nope MCnope
Nope MCnope

I'm never making popcorn again

4 months ago
christian jackson
christian jackson

This was really nice

4 months ago
SinsOfAKiller
SinsOfAKiller

Wtf Is tni

4 months ago
SShankaFett
SShankaFett

I showed this to my class as an example of slam poetry...

4 months ago
Abelhawk
Abelhawk

That was amazing. Could've used some bongos though.

4 months ago
gay fish
gay fish

This makes me realize that popcorn can be used for several metaphors...

5 months ago
Swag Feather
Swag Feather

This is surprisingly powerful.

5 months ago

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