Slam Poetry Popcorn - You Suck at Cooking (episode 55)

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

Inside of a bowl, an above ground hole. Lol

4 days ago
Martin Montes
Martin Montes

Talented👍👍😀

5 days ago
Lanai50
Lanai50

This channel is exactly what I need in this moment of my life

5 days ago
Nolan Chojnacki
Nolan Chojnacki

0:50 made me cringe

8 days ago
Akif Ansari
Akif Ansari

AND HE'S A POET! A MOTHERF*UCKUNG POET!!!

8 days ago
Maddison Newell
Maddison Newell

I actually fucking cried real tears

9 days ago
Spencer Kenney
Spencer Kenney

I don’t like popcorn

10 days ago
RedPandazz// The Channel
RedPandazz// The Channel

Why is this the best thing ever?

12 days ago
ωнιяl
ωнιяl

Im just imaging twenty one pilots rapping this and making a song idk

13 days ago
Shilow Dawn
Shilow Dawn

That one I like. Funnny.

16 days ago
Sean Allers
Sean Allers

Straight heat

17 days ago
That One Nerd
That One Nerd

*single tear*

18 days ago
《 marije 》
《 marije 》

I feel emotional

19 days ago
Sophie West
Sophie West

I’m terribly sorry for this.... The autumn I told you that popcorn was magic, Reached into a pocket and pulled out a handful, stuffed it in my face with full eye contact, You never called me back, Corn, kernel, a kernel of knowledge, On the counter encountering kernels, Overcoming hurdles, On top of the onion we heat up a pan, Some coconut oil from far-away lands, The molecules moving and start to expand with the shake of a hand, Friction, Chicken, A kernel like an egg the size of a drop, Underneath an inferno that’s getting real hot, Once that spark is ignited you know it can’t stop... Unless you turn it off... It’s been twenty seconds since you filled it up, You might feel the urge to just stop and give up... You lazy f*ck Pressure, Im four feet from my dresser, Four minutes away from texture mouth pleasure, That oil sizzles hot and it stings like a bitch, Like a pin in your finger instead of the stitch, One of your best friends in bed with the one you were with, Or a very small rock in your shoe at the tip, With miles to go and nowhere to sit, If i only had Velcro I’d give it a zip, A holster with nothing to shoot from the hip, When the bottle lands sideways while trying to flip, An entire dry breadstick with nothing to dip, A kink in your knee when you’re trying to skip, *Pain.* *Hurts.* Lid, A glass sealing, A container of motion, Held stiff with my fist can’t stop this commotion, We’re not making popcorn we’re making a potion to heal the world... Or for snacking purposes... Exploding, Like an idea... Also like popcorn because it actually is that... What started as kernels expanding so full, We put that expansion inside of a bowl, An above ground hole, Salt from the sea, Smoked paprika, Then wang-jangle (?), Then grab it by the fistful transport it to your face hole, Fill it like you’re shoving love inside the gap inside your soul, Soon you’ll be full with your head full of clouds, Delicious small crispiness cracking out loud, Uncle Mark looking down... I need to wash my ceiling, not exactly proud... Two cars with only a one door garage, Is popcorn real or just a mirage? Reality. Beneath that hard shell of armour that makes us so tough, There’s light fluffy softness and unspoken thoughts... Unless you’re a bit of a blatherer, you might have said everything already, probs tmi... Because sometimes life is tough, You’re past the point of having had enough, The tears start to fall like your leaking soul, Your chest starts to swell and your guts there’s a hole, Brace for the shock and let it roll through you, Then reach for the popcorn, Open up, Let it soothe you, But as you get to the bottom of that bowl, Take those unpopped kernels and lift with a feather, Then keep them in a special place... *Forever...* Because popcorn will always have your back, Popcorn will never give you flack, Popcorn will never borrow $5 and not pay it back, Popcorn will never borrow your car and get into a fenderbender then say it was already like that when it brings it back, So never be afraid to pop... Corn... ... Also, we need to save the ocean. That was difficult... But I have 0 regrets xD

19 days ago
MadiCat247
MadiCat247

Stop... omg

20 days ago
David pocococoloco
David pocococoloco

BARS

23 days ago
Logan Nicol
Logan Nicol

😫poetry

27 days ago
Avery Fera
Avery Fera

Beautiful

29 days ago
Xander C
Xander C

Remember uncle Mark :'( :(

29 days ago
sophie os
sophie os

No joke I'm l sobbing ❤❤

29 days ago
Apricock
Apricock

when will this be on iTunes?

Month ago
Heather
Heather

that had me in tears

Month ago
kimikimkim kimkimkim
kimikimkim kimkimkim

I cried...

Month ago
The Raptor Pack
The Raptor Pack

I’m crying, this was the best music video I’ve ever seen, it’s so f*cking random and hilarious, also we need to save the ocean

Month ago
TKWPG
TKWPG

GUYS HELP, where do i save the ocean?!

Month ago
Zenoth
Zenoth

Still probably your best episode a year later

Month ago
*H E C K F R I C K*
*H E C K F R I C K*

Holy shit my new favorite anime quote

Month ago
Junior Uchiha
Junior Uchiha

Too deep for me...

Month ago
Aiden Pavon
Aiden Pavon

Still good at rhyming

Month ago
Fallyn Upton
Fallyn Upton

Hey! Its the special place from the Caramel apple video! And the Wangjangler (Dunno if thats how you spell it) from the Chrismas Crack video!

Month ago
Danny Green
Danny Green

This video was a-maise-ing, wait that was pretty corny sorry

Month ago
Get Jynxxed
Get Jynxxed

All jokes aside, this is some really impressive poetry.

Month ago
KeepthePeace01
KeepthePeace01

I think I almost cried

Month ago
krackheads
krackheads

Perhaps i cried

Month ago
Sapist 659
Sapist 659

YSAC is HowToBasic

2 months ago
ER SHECK
ER SHECK

What is the song name. I heard it before. It should be came from post rock group.

2 months ago
Emil Forsberg
Emil Forsberg

I am crying this video is so powerfull

2 months ago
Natalie Junge
Natalie Junge

👏👏👏😂🤣😭Dying. So. Much. Also, this is the best way to make popcorn soooo delicious!! I also added Parmesan!

2 months ago
ggergU
ggergU

literal chills

2 months ago
Friendly Aesthetics
Friendly Aesthetics

This sounds like hobo Johnson video 😂

2 months ago
ditzy\derpy hooves
ditzy\derpy hooves

I STARTED CRYING ARE YOU THE REAL SLIM SHADY?

2 months ago
POTATO_ MAN
POTATO_ MAN

Snap snap snap snap snap

2 months ago
Saskia R.
Saskia R.

This is really fucking awesome I watch a lot of poetry slams and considering your usual content this was really mature and deep

2 months ago
Cynthia Green
Cynthia Green

✨Inspirational.

2 months ago
Bradley Shipton
Bradley Shipton

This is totally modeled off of a song and I like that song but I can't remember the name, someone please help

2 months ago
Isabella Wilson
Isabella Wilson

That hit me in the feels...and made me hungry

2 months ago
Thalia Grace
Thalia Grace

we're not making popcorn we're making a potion

2 months ago
ike cho
ike cho

Why is this better than anything I've ever written

2 months ago
Danielle Widener
Danielle Widener

Nice rap

2 months ago
Baby Tyler
Baby Tyler

still a better love story than twilight

2 months ago
Nope MCnope
Nope MCnope

I'm never making popcorn again

2 months ago
christian jackson
christian jackson

This was really nice

2 months ago
SinsOfAKiller
SinsOfAKiller

Wtf Is tni

2 months ago
SShankaFett
SShankaFett

I showed this to my class as an example of slam poetry...

2 months ago
Abelhawk
Abelhawk

That was amazing. Could've used some bongos though.

2 months ago
gay fish
gay fish

This makes me realize that popcorn can be used for several metaphors...

3 months ago
Swag Feather
Swag Feather

This is surprisingly powerful.

3 months ago
rain
rain

This wang-jangled my soul.

3 months ago
GothBoiClique
GothBoiClique

*sheds a tear* This is deadass the most beautiful shit I've ever heard, nice, very nice 👌

3 months ago
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman

Saving the ocean goes on checklist for today

3 months ago
Monae Channel
Monae Channel

Beautiful

3 months ago
CAPx xCADET
CAPx xCADET

You know what’s funny, is that this.. isn’t the worst.

3 months ago
Funfun 687
Funfun 687

Brought me to tears so beautiful

3 months ago
Union Down
Union Down

Hahahah, pretty dang good man.

3 months ago
crashndaboys
crashndaboys

this sounds like hands held high by linkin park not gonna lie

3 months ago
Bekah G
Bekah G

this made me cry

3 months ago
KadenTheKreator
KadenTheKreator

Bekah G this made my teachers mad when I sang this in class

3 months ago
Im Cewl
Im Cewl

Some deep poetry man

3 months ago
This is Garbage
This is Garbage

Add a beat and it's a rap

3 months ago
Kitty_ Three
Kitty_ Three

This was deep 😭

3 months ago
Big Man Gus
Big Man Gus

why did this video make me cry like actually

3 months ago
the algorithm
the algorithm

Then Wangjangle™

3 months ago
Micaela Voss
Micaela Voss

This is like a Twenty One Pilots song.

3 months ago
Breezeflight the warrior
Breezeflight the warrior

Wow... what a poem, loved it so much!

3 months ago
BRAYDOS_
BRAYDOS_

gives me prince ea vibes

3 months ago
Stick2pie Animations
Stick2pie Animations

better then shakespeare

3 months ago
Justin Booker
Justin Booker

Sounds like the same cadence from an ani difranco poem called My IQ. youre so cute haha. Youre so cute.

3 months ago
cra1tem55
cra1tem55

Marry me, please

3 months ago
FoodOrFail
FoodOrFail

Please don't ever change.

3 months ago
DYLON FREERKSEN
DYLON FREERKSEN

i liked and subbed

3 months ago
bluzer98
bluzer98

i learned a lot from this thank you. oh and save the ocean and keep the kernels forever

3 months ago
DYLON FREERKSEN
DYLON FREERKSEN

i learned a lot from this thank you. oh and save the ocean and keep the kernels forever

3 months ago
Vincent Finzel
Vincent Finzel

This video is wack just like my back just kidding Jack. You might like your chicken black. But you like blackjack. I might be glad or I might be mad. Why is my dad sad.

3 months ago
goran stankovic
goran stankovic

who forgot to put the lid for making pocorn

3 months ago
David
David

pop pop!!!

3 months ago
Miss Cherry The master of Cherries
Miss Cherry The master of Cherries

This man is becoming the new HowToBasic

3 months ago
Michaela Gorrell
Michaela Gorrell

Wow, that was hella deep

3 months ago
Danielle
Danielle

holy fuck this is actually hella creative

3 months ago
Danielle
Danielle

friction. chicken.

3 months ago
Top dog
Top dog

I love that rap tho

4 months ago
Makayla Clifton
Makayla Clifton

Yes so I will definitely be needing more of these. Please make a serious

4 months ago
austino ligid
austino ligid

why do i hear m&m

4 months ago
Arnie Calang
Arnie Calang

This is beautiful.

4 months ago
DarienDragonFox
DarienDragonFox

Oof, salt? Im a butter and cheader dude.

4 months ago
Critical guy with a pinch of salt
Critical guy with a pinch of salt

Are you ok bro?

4 months ago
Vicki Ikciv
Vicki Ikciv

This was emotional

4 months ago
Paula Furtado
Paula Furtado

Leonor Santos

4 months ago
Fox
Fox

Facehole.

4 months ago
Aaron
Aaron

* clap clap clap clap clap *

4 months ago
ShameldaTheMomFriend™
ShameldaTheMomFriend™

This is the best slam piece I've ever heard, and I've heard Drunk Text Message To God.

4 months ago
Globial YT
Globial YT

Deep and almost cried

4 months ago

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