French Fry Rap - You Suck at Cooking (episode 35)

  • Published on 2 years ago

    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    Runtime: 2:38

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    French fries are a dish best served rhythmically.
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    Recipe:
    WE're gonna.
    Wash our hands off and then dry em with a towel
    then we'll dip em back in water and them coat em with flower
    Take a potato make sure it's not a tomato
    Then confirm it's full of love cause you should never be cooking pohateoes.
    You get to chopping the potatoes are flopping and then they’re
    falling on the floor and so you gotta be mopping ‘em up
    You think you lost it so you go in the closet then you
    grab so me more potatoes and get ready to hop right back on it
    The knife’s blading the potatoes degrading,
    into a hundred little shavings then we gett’em all bathing. Uh huh.
    Don’t rush this part you wanna pull out the starch,
    Though I’m a little bit suspicious that this step is a farce,
    because I once gave ‘em a rinse and I just washed ‘em really quick
    And when I cooked em up and ate em well they didn’t taste harsh. So.
    We dry em off and then we heat up a pot, except the
    pot is all unnecessary because we’re not,
    gonna boil em in oil gonna spread ‘em out on foil,
    and then cook em up and eat ‘em stead of leave ‘em to rot
    Spray your pan but not with spray tan,
    if you don't put on a layer then it's just as bad as taping.
    ‘cause you don’t want all the fries to be there sticking when you’re
    trying hard to flip ‘em while you’re cooking just to gett’em into dipping: back up.




    Lay your fries out with some oil to make 'em wetter
    add some salt from the container in your bag a bitta Pepper pepper pepper.
    Time to wrastle 'em but don't over hassling
    You can take your time or you can do it turbo fastelin'
    You can give a spin and use your fingers or fisting
    And you can whip em while you’re sipping on a gin with a twisting
    And if you’re getting super bored with it centrifugal force it
    Spin around until you're dizzy and you fall on the floor,
    then get up.
    Four hundred and we’re heating up the onion.
    Grab the pan with you left hand open the door and then shove em,
    Stand by and bide your time while it starts the combustion
    and then collect a fist of implements stand by for the rustlin’
    COME ON.
    Call your mom or do some origom
    Or clean the friggin’ counter ’til the dirt is all but gone
    And with a bunch of minutes passing while they're In there getting blasted
    heated sizzled up and fizzling then put your glove on.
    Know why?
    ‘cause it's time to take a look at the fries.
    Be sure to keep a healthy distance and don't burn out your eyes.
    Be honest 'bout the color don't be telling yourself lies 'cause if you
    under/over cook 'em then you'll make yourself cry, I mean.
    You're not probably gonna actually cry,
    But if you cry a little bit just make sure that you go hide,
    ‘cause you’ll never really be sure which emotions will be rising
    to the surface so just blame it on an onion and then wipe off your eyes
    Then get back into that kitchen like a boss,
    Take the pan out of the onion, salt, then give 'em a toss,
    You wanna mix’ em with precision causing gentle collision,
    Then let’s rustle up ingredients to make a thick and dippable sauce.
    Love curry mayo ‘cause it’s gotta lotta flavo,
    And it’s buoyant so if you go for a swim then it could save you,
    Though I really wouldn’t test it because mayo is invested,
    In another whole activity called being digested.

    So grab handful and just give ‘em a test,
    Then continue on assessing ’til you’ve eaten the rest, of em,
    Caress ‘em with affection and an unhealthy obsession,
    And compress em in your mouth until they fill up your chest. Because.
    You suck at cooking ‘cause you’re always overlooking
    all the steps it takes to make a things taste great and also you never cook.
    You suck at cooking ‘cause you never even go into the
    kitchen at any time of the day not even to take a look.

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scooter
scooter

2 years old but still a bop

12 hours ago
TheLejonell
TheLejonell

Who tf mops french fries from the floor?

2 days ago
Frozen Toast
Frozen Toast

This is better than its every day bro lol, then again anything is, but this is great hahah.

4 days ago
Ally wolfy Shiny shaymins friend
Ally wolfy Shiny shaymins friend

It so good 😊🤣😃😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😎😄😍😎😄😍😎😅

4 days ago
Barnabàs Biró
Barnabàs Biró

I would consider this better than most rap songs!

4 days ago
XxlunascarsxX !!
XxlunascarsxX !!

Why did i like this so much? Cause i dont know..

5 days ago
Maxnkai 05
Maxnkai 05

At the time im watching this he has 1.4 mil subs and this video has 1.4 mil views

5 days ago
Mughead
Mughead

Wangjangle records, well ill be damned... They sell good music

6 days ago
TheMan3530 HD
TheMan3530 HD

The ysac song

7 days ago
SkjZ
SkjZ

1:14 No Four Hundo ☹️

8 days ago
Meechy266 #play
Meechy266 #play

Honestly better than most of the raps ever made

8 days ago
G3D0M1Z3
G3D0M1Z3

"PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER"

8 days ago
acrophobe
acrophobe

was i the only one who immediately began dancing involuntarily and violently?

9 days ago
Heather Dixon
Heather Dixon

When I made fries (slightly different recipe), I didn't soak them. I put my onion at 425°F and cooked the fries for 35-45 mins

9 days ago
Aakash M.
Aakash M.

Bro you are the best cook on YouTube! 😂

10 days ago
ZKJC
ZKJC

Top 10 rappers emenim was too afraid to diss

11 days ago
Rishabh Mahajan
Rishabh Mahajan

I use this rap to cook food now

15 days ago
Political Memes
Political Memes

bars

16 days ago
Franklin&Tangelo 345
Franklin&Tangelo 345

Damn it. How did I fuck it up again?

17 days ago
Hugh
Hugh

This on Spotify?

18 days ago
Ragecat568
Ragecat568

Back then I was into this, now we have Despacito.

21 day ago
Blake Skoumal
Blake Skoumal

The rapper emeinem was too afraid to diss

23 days ago
CasualKhajiit
CasualKhajiit

Basically guns and ships

25 days ago
ter4eritka
ter4eritka

Despacito 4

25 days ago
andrew sclafani
andrew sclafani

He has the perfect mumble rap voice

26 days ago
Dragonus The Potato
Dragonus The Potato

Put this on Spotify!

27 days ago
R B
R B

763 dislike? Clearly those moron's don't get the joke.

Month ago
ehill1536
ehill1536

Right off, I knew I found gold.

Month ago
Zero Winters
Zero Winters

The only rapper eminem was scared to diss

Month ago
Brad the Jew
Brad the Jew

You have a way with words, and my heart. Marry me. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch this channel...

Month ago
Twix sapling
Twix sapling

Omgggg Your just awesome

Month ago
Jamie Scheuermann
Jamie Scheuermann

BETTER THAN eminem

Month ago
your common cat lover
your common cat lover

You have to many talents

Month ago
Apocalypse boy
Apocalypse boy

hi

Month ago
Daniel Samson
Daniel Samson

Post Malone is crying right now

Month ago
Hi my name is Jordan :D
Hi my name is Jordan :D

top 10 rappers eminem was too scared to diss about number 1:

Month ago
Danielle Cooper
Danielle Cooper

*wangangle records*

Month ago
brokeN
brokeN

this guy has better dance moves with his fingers than me trying to impress myself..

Month ago
Ya Boy
Ya Boy

One of a few rapper Eminem was too afraid to diss

Month ago
skylar mcguire
skylar mcguire

Oh yaaaaassss

Month ago
Im a unicorn
Im a unicorn

*Bill wurtz voice* we can make religion outta this

Month ago
Sireph Lyrrian
Sireph Lyrrian

i got hard

Month ago
Mia C
Mia C

underated bop

Month ago
Sandy Marroquin
Sandy Marroquin

Anyone else get Lonely Island vibes?

Month ago
ohheyits Gr1llby
ohheyits Gr1llby

Why do Idaho potatoes become french fries

Month ago
Red Herring
Red Herring

Those moves at the end tho 👀

Month ago
Madison Benezra
Madison Benezra

i lost it at the finger dancing

2 months ago
Chao boy
Chao boy

I don't know what I watched just now... but it's beautiful..

2 months ago
Barnabàs Biró
Barnabàs Biró

Im holding back tears, this video is so powerfull

2 months ago
newtoU blue
newtoU blue

I think I missed this one b4. Cute. Too fast tho ysac. I can't catch it all. Use sweet po.s or that,big MX. Radish thing. Jicama? HiCk. And yogurt and tom sc dip.

2 months ago
past muffin
past muffin

He doesn’t show he’s face because he’s a vegetable and he’s a cook so that would be cannibalism

2 months ago
Cookies Iopi!
Cookies Iopi!

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2 months ago
Mikel Azoalos
Mikel Azoalos

Of course he has to say "pepper pepper pepper" even when hes rapping. : P

2 months ago
Cultural Marxist SJW regressive leftist cuck
Cultural Marxist SJW regressive leftist cuck

These are some hot bars

2 months ago
Rock Keeper’s Pet Rock Adoption Center
Rock Keeper’s Pet Rock Adoption Center

Ur better at rapping then me

2 months ago
KadenThe Kreator
KadenThe Kreator

The Great Adventures of Bon Bon hmmmmmm

Month ago
KillerHat79
KillerHat79

This is my first introduction to this channel and all I have to say is holy fuck

3 months ago
ButterFinger1O1
ButterFinger1O1

Heck

3 months ago
ButterFinger1O1
ButterFinger1O1

The

3 months ago
ButterFinger1O1
ButterFinger1O1

Wut

3 months ago
hi Ally
hi Ally

FRENCH FRIES + RAP = LOVE

3 months ago
Naty Dia
Naty Dia

look everyone, I am officially preaching for this religion and converting people daily and I'd get hella mad if anyone holds a different belief than mine. All Hail to the YSAC lord.

3 months ago
KadenThe Kreator
KadenThe Kreator

Naty Dia I’m Christian

Month ago
【Pleasingly aesthetic 】
【Pleasingly aesthetic 】

I have to say, great dance moves

3 months ago
Foamy mattress
Foamy mattress

Salt Uranium Crabs

3 months ago
KadenThe Kreator
KadenThe Kreator

Foamy mattress no! You Sap Urchin Carbon

Month ago
imgay bitch
imgay bitch

Dave strider basically

3 months ago
Serban Ignat
Serban Ignat

Dave Elizabeth Strider what are you doing

3 months ago
pineapple.adams ,
pineapple.adams ,

w0w i really love Water

3 months ago
KadenThe Kreator
KadenThe Kreator

pineapple.adams , gah she dose n 72j?😃😏🤔🤧🤢👍👍🍶🍫🥄🍩🍬🥄🎵

Month ago
TV FilthyFrank
TV FilthyFrank

Relatable

3 months ago
CrowdedTrack
CrowdedTrack

best song ever

3 months ago
pounding kidney
pounding kidney

That's it I'm subscribing

4 months ago
Lily Anderson
Lily Anderson

I was watching YouTube for backround noise a while I was cooking hash browns. Then this came on.

4 months ago
Goorshaa ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Goorshaa ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

this page is amazing LOL

4 months ago
A Lowe
A Lowe

Favorite youtuber makes content like this

4 months ago
Arron Norman
Arron Norman

🔥🔥🔥

4 months ago
Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

Bars

4 months ago
Alienator 愚かな死人
Alienator 愚かな死人

nvm

4 months ago
Alienator 愚かな死人
Alienator 愚かな死人

I will be using your video for kahoot? ok? ill link your channel ok?

4 months ago
Paranormal Banana
Paranormal Banana

DAMN THAT BASS!!!!!!!!!

4 months ago
Matthew Thomson
Matthew Thomson

I’m scared

4 months ago
Magus
Magus

Oh yay i made french fries thanks dude

4 months ago
Florida Outdoor Adventures
Florida Outdoor Adventures

Too good! Huge like!

4 months ago
Jonathan Felix
Jonathan Felix

Oh shit, i didn't know that Eminem made a cooking show!

5 months ago
Tomato Icecream
Tomato Icecream

Am I the only one who thought the French fry grease all over his hands was gross?

5 months ago
Bob The cat
Bob The cat

Uno question....why.

5 months ago
OWSDogs
OWSDogs

This is good

5 months ago
Shepherd boy
Shepherd boy

I can't decide what I admire more... the talent required to compose this rap song... or the balls it took to use a purple cock ring as a life preserver in the montage. LOL

5 months ago
fitemecunt
fitemecunt

"Wangjangle Records"

5 months ago
Napoleonpancake
Napoleonpancake

I was expecting a "French Fry Wrap" XD

5 months ago
MintStars
MintStars

i keep coming back to this video because it's just the best ysac episode ever.

5 months ago
Fujimura Koyo
Fujimura Koyo

This has no right of being this lit

5 months ago
hiraeth
hiraeth

this was really good. also it kind of turned me on a little

5 months ago
PandaPak Wheat Thin
PandaPak Wheat Thin

Please put this on spotify

6 months ago
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Done

6 months ago
Jobboy
Jobboy

DAMN SON EVER THOUGHT BEING A RAPPER?

6 months ago
Vaous
Vaous

Pretty hot

6 months ago
Ashley Freeman
Ashley Freeman

"until they fill up your chest". ..fingers OMG

6 months ago
Pentiminus
Pentiminus

Ya know there is mcdonalds

6 months ago
Will Nottel
Will Nottel

I really was not expecting such killer flow in this rap.

6 months ago
HIGH BASS
HIGH BASS

You atre to good at rapping ng🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6 months ago
Romy Ann Garcia
Romy Ann Garcia

HE'S LIT

6 months ago
mc.dingy
mc.dingy

I can't tell if you're trying to be a musician or chef at this point.

6 months ago
Eliza Payne
Eliza Payne

I always thought he said onion on 400doo and I think he does say that

7 months ago

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