Crispy Ramen Salad - You Suck at Cooking (episode 21)

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    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    Runtime: 5:56

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    I don't usually throw around the word 'excitement', but that's exactly how I feel whenever my mom makes this salad. I feel totally excitement.
    On a cookie sheet: spread out
    1/2 cup slided almonds
    1/4 cup unsalted sunflower seeds. Broil until golden
    In a big bowl combine:
    3-4 cups shredded nappa cabbage (fiddle around with the amount)
    1 cup bean sprouts
    1/4 cup sliced mushrooms (throw directly into the trash)
    3 green onions chopped
    Dressing
    1/2 cup vegetable oil
    2 tsp soy sauce
    3 tsp white or apple cider vinegar
    1 tsp sugar
    2 tsp sesame oil (or a whole litre no not really)
    Flavour packet from the ramen noodles
    Mix and let it sit for some minutes
    Just before you're ready to serve, smash the noodles with your fist and combine together with the greens and nuts, then pour the dressing in and mix it like a maniac then shove it in your guests faces.

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Btech Jack
Btech Jack

You forgot about 4chan

16 hours ago
dank woofer
dank woofer

You can’t turn cabbage into peas stop spreading false info retard

2 days ago
Hallo the Smolest Creepypasta Bean
Hallo the Smolest Creepypasta Bean

FUCK HELP I TURNED MY KALE INTO PEAS

3 days ago
Nidhish Sharma
Nidhish Sharma

HEY I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL BUT SAYING THAT MUSHROOMS ARE GROSS? TOO FAR Mushrooms are awesome

3 days ago
Pepper buttt
Pepper buttt

that invention hurt to watch

3 days ago
123cassidy_yes that’s me
123cassidy_yes that’s me

1:45 - 1:50 im offended I love mushrooms

3 days ago
Steve Money
Steve Money

Mushrooms are awesome

4 days ago
DEAD LIGHT
DEAD LIGHT

I'm 12 years old and I cook better than you XD

4 days ago
Wolfie Gachaverse
Wolfie Gachaverse

Who actually does his recipes

5 days ago
Unseen Change
Unseen Change

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, however; your opinion RE mushrooms happens to be wrong. Fight me on this, I dare you.

5 days ago
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isim bulamadım üzgünüm

What yoy cook if done logically it tastes good actuallu

5 days ago
Nalina Ellis
Nalina Ellis

i adore you, whoever you are.

7 days ago
Kasie Smith
Kasie Smith

When I pronounce it "pee-can", everyone yells at me, when you do it, I don't even see a single complaint in the comments section.

7 days ago
咪咪陈
咪咪陈

yeah, you really suck at cooking.......

7 days ago
Pastel Princess
Pastel Princess

HowToBasic: Eggs. It's in every video This guy: Duct tape. It's in every video

7 days ago
fredprime20
fredprime20

This Guy is hilarious

8 days ago
Ammy Zea
Ammy Zea

He must love to clean his kitchen

9 days ago
Anime shot
Anime shot

Man what a mess to clean up

9 days ago
Fr0stBites
Fr0stBites

*_"See that? Gooooooooold, one more minute and it's blaaaaaack"_*

9 days ago
Mariah Delissa
Mariah Delissa

I have a crush on your voice

9 days ago
Burning in Bright Blue
Burning in Bright Blue

Mushrooms are the best eat my dick

9 days ago
myburgerisdead
myburgerisdead

this as a whole is a masterpiece

10 days ago
Somown
Somown

now add a few pieces of pork or duck and voila

10 days ago
悲しい時
悲しい時

2:13 wierd flex but ok.

10 days ago
Aaron Lu
Aaron Lu

1:03 One meal One grip Forkan FIGHT ME

10 days ago
Supr3meDestructi0n
Supr3meDestructi0n

ONE GRIP ONE MEAL FORKAN™️©️

11 days ago
Doggy Woof
Doggy Woof

I h8 mushrooms

11 days ago
Blue Vortex
Blue Vortex

I feel like you thought that that setup was actually going to work

11 days ago
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Zander English

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12 days ago
Hatashi Kento
Hatashi Kento

what was he talking about when he mentioned sesame oil?

12 days ago
mrpieceofwork
mrpieceofwork

Nice Noob Goldberg machine...

13 days ago
vytautas balsys
vytautas balsys

even im not that bad cooking

14 days ago
Lucy Seward
Lucy Seward

the cheap amazon version of Forkan™️©️ is Forkant™️©️ by me (and $3) cheaper!!

15 days ago
Rock Keeper’s Pet Rock Adoption Center
Rock Keeper’s Pet Rock Adoption Center

What happens if u smash the lettuce powder

16 days ago
FairClaw
FairClaw

Who is they? I don't think I like they

16 days ago
Izabel Alyanna
Izabel Alyanna

“whop, oh whOP”

17 days ago
AnacondraiGurl _
AnacondraiGurl _

*keeps it in for an extra 59 seconds*

17 days ago
spyingNcopying
spyingNcopying

the fuck is the point of this channel?

17 days ago
Jenni Vaccaro
Jenni Vaccaro

You said it. Mushrooms are gross.....except happy shrooms😜😜😜

17 days ago
Marissa Erickson
Marissa Erickson

And the work u put in for the mixer thing

17 days ago
Marissa Erickson
Marissa Erickson

I love the mushroom thing 😂😂

17 days ago
UncrewedEmu001- 심하게 나쁜 콘텐츠
UncrewedEmu001- 심하게 나쁜 콘텐츠

How dare you chat smack about mushrooms

17 days ago
Pieter Van Gils
Pieter Van Gils

whoop

18 days ago
Hayden Roles
Hayden Roles

Aah its hard

18 days ago
unliked person
unliked person

I don't understand how I watch these but I do and don't regret nothing

18 days ago
Manye Kwablah
Manye Kwablah

A girls best man ·knows how to cook ·funny

19 days ago
Lego Br0
Lego Br0

I fuckin hate mushrooms

19 days ago
chee vang
chee vang

The failed domino effect nearly killed me with laughter. 😂😂😂💀👻

20 days ago
amanita333
amanita333

wtf is this an actual joke? u cant eat this lol

20 days ago
Jerome Joz
Jerome Joz

*and here i was thinking cabbages only went in kimchi*

21 day ago
Elyzium Sol
Elyzium Sol

yeah f you mushrooms

21 day ago
WaterBoyz
WaterBoyz

I love bean sprouts

21 day ago
joeblowthehot
joeblowthehot

god that really did suck

22 days ago
Suzie&Gore.
Suzie&Gore.

"Mushrooms are gross" Me-*T R I G G E R E D*

24 days ago
MrMickio1
MrMickio1

>not using olive oil in a dressing What?

24 days ago
NazUI Bam
NazUI Bam

Dude *P E R F E C T*

24 days ago
Creepy Comedies
Creepy Comedies

I keep thinking I’m watching howtobasic XD

25 days ago
Chloe T
Chloe T

“I like to overdo it then regret it later.” Me too, me too.

25 days ago
Jayden Herrera
Jayden Herrera

this is the reason i subbed to this guy. he put allot of hard work into his comedey

27 days ago
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Jayden Herrera

omg you responded to me i love your vids

26 days ago
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

<3

27 days ago
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- MightiestShrimp -

Only one who can best Gordon ramsay

28 days ago
Joseph Woda
Joseph Woda

This is like an allentutorial video UwU

28 days ago
Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

Why u no upload

29 days ago
Ian Chroniak
Ian Chroniak

I love how when the mom is talking you can tell it's still him

Month ago
limas312
limas312

I know you’re from the Midwest cause how many times you say “Ope!” When you drop something and see your obstacle crumble 😂

Month ago
xTDS
xTDS

You are the Best ytber in da World 💙

Month ago
Nick the Damp Guy
Nick the Damp Guy

Who heard chop chop chopity chop while he was cutting green onions

Month ago
Electronimus
Electronimus

you gotta be forkan with me

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28th St. Air Land & Sea
28th St. Air Land & Sea

Your Crude Goldberg Machine was a masterpiece of epic engineering. OK GO’s video “This Too Shall Pass” has nothing on you.

Month ago
Phylippe Zimmermann Paquin
Phylippe Zimmermann Paquin

That was amazing, but fuck you for not liking shrooms

Month ago
Reina DIY
Reina DIY

This guy isn't well!!! OMG WTF

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Delores Emeagi
Delores Emeagi

"Whoop"

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Epsilon
Epsilon

what the fuck is this

Month ago
Jizzus Christ
Jizzus Christ

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Beartank Operator
Beartank Operator

Rube Goldberg would be proud

Month ago
Ame-Chan
Ame-Chan

Mushrooms are gross.

Month ago
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LetsGet100Subs NoVids

Thumbnail is rude):

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Fill With Reactions

If Gordan Ramsey and HowToBasic had a nephew

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PM ink
PM ink

Get your shit together

Month ago
Jennyliino
Jennyliino

No

Month ago
Jayden Khun
Jayden Khun

You should never eat uncooked ramen... unless you want to spend 3 months in the hospital to recover from a broken appendix

Month ago
mb alfadly
mb alfadly

You are the nightmare of room mating bro

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Fruitee 101
Fruitee 101

“Ahhh it’s hard” but no context

Month ago
Vher
Vher

screw you mushrooms are awesome and I just remembered I sucked at cooking go on

Month ago
mr poe
mr poe

I might suck at cooking but i know one thing im better than you at building lmao.😆

Month ago
Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish
Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish

I was laughing the whole time when he tried to show his machinery magic

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Simon Miller
Simon Miller

These is how to basick practicle

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Daksh Arts
Daksh Arts

His drill prep would have been record breaking if it actually worked!

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Paul blart
Paul blart

I hit the cabbage off the wall and it didn't break! Help?

Month ago
Devan Zummallen
Devan Zummallen

Wait your roommates name Is devan?

Month ago
Jack Joner
Jack Joner

YESSS, someone else that says mushrooms are terrible :D

Month ago
Animations日没
Animations日没

When I opened the video it said you suck and then paused for a long time

Month ago
Mark Lajko
Mark Lajko

This salad doesn’t look so good but I can see how people would like it. Epic video bud

Month ago
Hi Stranger
Hi Stranger

Mushrooms are gross

Month ago
RuffleDupple
RuffleDupple

ur a fucking madman genius

Month ago
Aleksi Linna
Aleksi Linna

I freaking bouth those peas and peanuts before I watched this video until the end

Month ago
Karma Anims
Karma Anims

This is asmr on crack lmao

Month ago
StarryNight1313
StarryNight1313

I’ve had this before. Not gonna lie I don’t like it. Icky.

Month ago
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T0x1c Gr33n

Editing is beautiful

Month ago
Minh Nguyen
Minh Nguyen

Haha

Month ago
marsherr
marsherr

I think I‘m in love 😍

Month ago
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Kels Blocker

Mushrooms are gross? Fight me.

Month ago

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