Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published on Year ago

    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    Runtime: 6:33

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    Very special thanks to:
    Devon the cinematographer
    T.W. the camp scene art director and prop maker
    Paul the Police Chief
    I really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate you guys.
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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.

    breakfast  burrito  eggs  how to-chef  recipe  cooking  comedy  funny  you suck at cooking  ysac  chef  sauce  burrito sauce  

SuperCometChase
SuperCometChase

4:40 I put it up your a- You son of a bitch.

3 hours ago
braeden martin
braeden martin

The fuck is with that egg thing

4 hours ago
Ann Johnson
Ann Johnson

JOHN NO

2 days ago
Supreme Pearl
Supreme Pearl

Still coming back to watch this!:)

8 days ago
Lilcatanimator2 :3
Lilcatanimator2 :3

I kinda wanna know what happens next 🍿🥤🎬🎥📹🎞📽📼🎦

8 days ago
Ezequiel Baxter
Ezequiel Baxter

2:37 is that Frank's RedHot

10 days ago
Ezequiel Baxter
Ezequiel Baxter

Are you howtobasic?

10 days ago
Olivia Bolivia
Olivia Bolivia

how to basic who??lol love your videos

10 days ago
Akif Ansari
Akif Ansari

I demand a full egg show

11 days ago
Ri Ri
Ri Ri

watching this in 2018 wtf lol ❤

11 days ago
That Guy
That Guy

What? No bacon?

12 days ago
Audrey R
Audrey R

Is that binging with babish’s voice?

12 days ago
nate freese
nate freese

Love me a wet soggy burrito

12 days ago
nate freese
nate freese

LOVE HUMAN

12 days ago
J.W. Higgs
J.W. Higgs

I always put too much in my burritos.

13 days ago
Santa Acosta
Santa Acosta

You are hilarious!!!

13 days ago
MrGeorge3x
MrGeorge3x

0:25 I used that floor drain in my basement

13 days ago
devilman man
devilman man

this is qaulity haha

14 days ago
[email protected]
Donee@AwEs0me

*_pepper pepper pepper_*

17 days ago
Rose Nope
Rose Nope

I don't get it, didn't John and d- I can't remember his name for my life died? if it was faked or something then who is the two innocent people that died? Why did he kidnapped a police officer? What's going on?????

18 days ago
Shilow Dawn
Shilow Dawn

Burritoes R mushy. That 's why there's so many taco preferred. Yogurt works and is so lower fat.

22 days ago
MadiCat247
MadiCat247

What the fuck did i just watch

25 days ago
the cool guy 123
the cool guy 123

Where did he get all those tiny motorcycles

25 days ago
Justin Alexander
Justin Alexander

Who opens an avocado like that?!

Month ago
Torah Girl
Torah Girl

Did he really put hair on these eggs 😂😂

Month ago
Magin
Magin

This video literally and figuratively killed me.

Month ago
Diva_ _Raven
Diva_ _Raven

Haha, is it sad that I actually have burrito pants😂 my life is just taco Bell 😂

Month ago
Erick Gonzalez
Erick Gonzalez

I was a little bit scared in the beginning

Month ago
PerrinLogainKadanFan
PerrinLogainKadanFan

Dammit, I need a pair of burrito pants.

Month ago
Ron Gneezy
Ron Gneezy

Help, I tried to ripple chop the onion, but got corn. You said that only happens with pan chopping

Month ago
Jaguar
Jaguar

What's the origin of saying pepper 3 times

Month ago
blahh29waffelz
blahh29waffelz

I feel like I'm watching bones if anyone has ever seen the series

Month ago
Burnt muffins
Burnt muffins

What is this eggtective bullshit

Month ago
primaverala
primaverala

friendship with johnlock ended now john x that one normal egg that he went camping with from that one egg drama detective show is my best friend

Month ago
beeclan50
beeclan50

Cancelled apparently

Month ago
The Huntress
The Huntress

Can't believe you were this good two years ago and I am seeing it now

Month ago
The Huntress
The Huntress

Best YouTube channel is definitely this one

Month ago
cali cota
cali cota

I hate how u cut the avocado!! How will u get ride of the pit.

2 months ago
OmgOwl
OmgOwl

You are a funny man

2 months ago
Bob Davidson
Bob Davidson

These videos are the funniest

2 months ago
Natalie Junge
Natalie Junge

Burrito pants 🌯👖

2 months ago
Volcryn Darkstar
Volcryn Darkstar

I like to imagine someone who's never heard of your channel coming here for a breakfast burrito recipe and getting caught up in the misadventures of two egg fugitives.

2 months ago
DIM GAMING
DIM GAMING

You need to make an egg series!

2 months ago
Gaming Ant
Gaming Ant

Can we have another egg episode please

2 months ago
DANDAN THE DANDAN
DANDAN THE DANDAN

When's the next one?

2 months ago
m.s paint kid
m.s paint kid

For the love of god never cut an avocado like that again

2 months ago
This is not My real Name
This is not My real Name

How do the eggs walk? They have no legs.

2 months ago
A D
A D

pls finish this show! i will give you an egg spiker from germany!! with the odor of my love.....

2 months ago
Cinderwish
Cinderwish

I need more eggs

2 months ago
the frontyardigans
the frontyardigans

“I like to have enough sauce so I can eat my burrito and drink my burrito at the same time”

2 months ago
Zack Laguerre
Zack Laguerre

i love the egg episodes

2 months ago
nut on my ass
nut on my ass

Hot pocket

2 months ago
Megan Masquerade
Megan Masquerade

I now say pepper pepper pepper xD

2 months ago
That One Super Saiyan
That One Super Saiyan

WHO CUTS AVOCADO LIKE THAT

2 months ago
Ava Jones
Ava Jones

Are we just ignoring thw fact that he can make a binge worthy drama out of eggs.

2 months ago
InsanityXtreme
InsanityXtreme

I need episode 5 of the Egg Series VERY SOON

2 months ago
DeDaLy
DeDaLy

Ive been putting it up your

2 months ago
Taz Griffin
Taz Griffin

How to you cut avocados like that

2 months ago
Jeromy Brackemyer
Jeromy Brackemyer

i was just trying to find a good place to buy a breakfast burrito in a hurry. then i watched this entire video

2 months ago
TIMELORD327
TIMELORD327

I really wanna try this but I also really fancy some bacon right now. Should I cut up some bacon and add it? I'm talking British back bacon here... imma go do that rn

2 months ago
Ntinos Giannakopoylos
Ntinos Giannakopoylos

Where is the next ooone

2 months ago
Some Street Grapes
Some Street Grapes

We need a egg anime

2 months ago
FoxeyPlays
FoxeyPlays

I want that egg cop thing to be a real show

3 months ago
Cameron Crosby
Cameron Crosby

Wait, so he was sniffing piss for fun?

3 months ago
Qwertywerd
Qwertywerd

"i will straight up taze you"

3 months ago
RandomThings
RandomThings

if you let an egg say goodbye...

3 months ago
Shlomo HaTalmid
Shlomo HaTalmid

Yes... Burrito Pants.

3 months ago
MISTER_X GAMING
MISTER_X GAMING

the egg series is quite intense....

3 months ago
ThatOneWeirdo •-•
ThatOneWeirdo •-•

Top ten anime betrayals

3 months ago
Felix Hizboogerz
Felix Hizboogerz

i hate how you cut up that avacado. it sucks. i love how you scramled them eggs tho. its awesome

3 months ago
Dank memes
Dank memes

I may suck at cocking but I am very good at blocking.

3 months ago
Jeh Basics
Jeh Basics

Ripple chop

3 months ago
James Martin
James Martin

you made a breakfast burrito without any lime juice? gosh. you really do suck.

3 months ago
banana boi
banana boi

whens the next episode

3 months ago
Alex J Dennis
Alex J Dennis

WOAHHHHHHH!

3 months ago
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Couple days

3 months ago
Margerie Uchiha
Margerie Uchiha

the amount of work that went into this is impressive.

3 months ago
Kris B
Kris B

Omg hahaha I’ve never been happier to discover a new (well new to me) channel than when I found this one

3 months ago
Kurihono The Reaper
Kurihono The Reaper

*John*

3 months ago
ʎpuɐɥɔ uǝɹɹɐnb
ʎpuɐɥɔ uǝɹɹɐnb

Hello koj!!!!

3 months ago
Colorado Wheelchair
Colorado Wheelchair

Love your videos but you're one of those guys that puts onion everything. I can't wait to see your onion vanilla milkshake or your onion infused popsicles. Some people just got to have onions in everything

3 months ago
movezig5
movezig5

I'm really loving these Hard-Boiled Deteggtive stories.

3 months ago
Poop Looser64
Poop Looser64

a cooking show with world building

3 months ago
theliveingflame sneaki boi
theliveingflame sneaki boi

is there gonna be a sequel?

3 months ago
Justin Booker
Justin Booker

Is that egg James Woods?

3 months ago
Xxzz Robot
Xxzz Robot

He deserves an oscar

3 months ago
Dylan Worrall
Dylan Worrall

You should start a reastraunt

3 months ago
Keagan Kalbfleisch
Keagan Kalbfleisch

"Hey, I will straight up taze you..."

3 months ago
Jane the Virgo
Jane the Virgo

Why Does he always burN EVERYTHING

3 months ago
Box Bo
Box Bo

WHY ARE THESE EGG CUTSCENES SO EMOTIONAL AND WHY IS THE PLOT SO ENGAGING

3 months ago
rchaffer
rchaffer

Why the actual shit are there so many dislikes!?!

3 months ago
Lily Anderson
Lily Anderson

Did John and Douglas................fuck?

3 months ago
Batgirl P
Batgirl P

No wonder I couldn't make sense of the egg storyline... I've missed so many episodes.

3 months ago
GhostCity Shelton
GhostCity Shelton

This was an EGG -XCITTING video. EGG-GER Alan Poe couldn't have made it better. 😁🍳🌯🍸

3 months ago
aely M.
aely M.

I don't even care I am subscribing for the eggs 🥚🥚so there I said it!!!!!!!!

3 months ago
J.B.M J.B.M
J.B.M J.B.M

Looks like it would give you the shits!

3 months ago
unconsidered1
unconsidered1

And they were never seen again

3 months ago
Muncheybobo
Muncheybobo

Daddy can you teach me how to ripple chop?

3 months ago
Jiayi
Jiayi

do we really need the Burrito here?

4 months ago
Spencer Rees
Spencer Rees

I know you suck at cooking... But you're just going to have to try harder...tbh it must be very degrading for everybody to watch you not being able to cook. Ever thought of night school? Id never eat the shit you cook...

4 months ago
Angelina Hopkins
Angelina Hopkins

I like hearing him say ``Pepper, Pepper, Pepper``

4 months ago
Makeshift Chronicles
Makeshift Chronicles

Woah there pops we don't talk cops (hey!)

4 months ago

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