Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published on 2 years ago

    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    Runtime: 6:33

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    Very special thanks to:
    Devon the cinematographer
    T.W. the camp scene art director and prop maker
    Paul the Police Chief
    I really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate you guys.
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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.

    breakfast  burrito  eggs  how to-chef  recipe  cooking  comedy  funny  you suck at cooking  ysac  chef  sauce  burrito sauce  

Tee & Mee
Tee & Mee

I found you 2 days ago, my favorite you tuber right now 😂

6 hours ago
Jerome Joz
Jerome Joz

OH GOD. Just realized --- Is it you?? Doing all the voices??

Day ago
Egg
Egg

Hah! This was amazing

2 days ago
Blue Sky
Blue Sky

Oh my eggo, the plot's developing fast! Like at mach speed when compared to One Piece. And that burrito lookin' damn fine tho.

2 days ago
Ryan Lovett
Ryan Lovett

"Pepper pepper pepper"

3 days ago
Becca Lloyd
Becca Lloyd

I like to drink my burrito

4 days ago
Ömer Alperen Günaltay
Ömer Alperen Günaltay

where is my new egg video ha??

7 days ago
Samantha Karayanis
Samantha Karayanis

I tried this and BRUH THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING.........UMMMMM EVEREREFEVEREVEREV!!!!

8 days ago
Phoenixi
Phoenixi

U wot

9 days ago
NooBs View
NooBs View

Anime with eggs. Holy shit its amazing.

9 days ago
Blackstar2021
Blackstar2021

This is absolutely brilliant. i man i was so hooked on the egg drama.

10 days ago
costared13
costared13

The egg vids r great .. will you make another at some point ?

11 days ago
Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

H E Y I W I L L S T R A I G H T U P T A S E Y O U

12 days ago
PM ink
PM ink

You suck at cooking

12 days ago
UnderTime Sans
UnderTime Sans

Wait I’m learning cooking from you does that mean you suck at cooking?

12 days ago
Abby Offenhauser
Abby Offenhauser

*cries while choking on breakfast burrito*

12 days ago
KathyForest52
KathyForest52

I am so glad I found this channel. Instant subscribe from me.

13 days ago
maksim nedelkoski
maksim nedelkoski

0:58 IS-IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!

13 days ago
351cleavland
351cleavland

This is such BULLSHIT!!!! Eggs can't talk when the cameras are filming.

13 days ago
Sean Lovett
Sean Lovett

what the FUCK you are the best youtuber

13 days ago
I'm not fat I'm just a little husky
I'm not fat I'm just a little husky

PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER

14 days ago
Elisabeth Polheber
Elisabeth Polheber

Why am I so emotionally invested in this

14 days ago
Eliza Fischer
Eliza Fischer

I made the burrito sauce and it was really incredible! This channel is amazing because it gives us recipes that are easy but delicious and it makes me laugh every time

14 days ago
Does this look like the face of mercy?
Does this look like the face of mercy?

quality cinematography

14 days ago
seekernot lost
seekernot lost

ROTFL! You Rock!

16 days ago
Fernanda Alquicira
Fernanda Alquicira

The eff story though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

16 days ago
oskar briceno
oskar briceno

The bearded eggs look like jesse and Heisenberg from breaking bad

16 days ago
Logan c
Logan c

WE NEED MORE

17 days ago
Music Boxie
Music Boxie

wouldn't've got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit... wouldn't've got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit... wouldn'tve gotten peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit...

17 days ago
kiet ham
kiet ham

eggs

18 days ago
MrNoxe13
MrNoxe13

this is the best video i would watch teh fuck out of this egg show

18 days ago
Desrack
Desrack

Sooooo... i suck at cooking

18 days ago
Daniel Samson
Daniel Samson

Um something is wrong when I do the ripple chop it’s a ripple smoosh

18 days ago
Magalí I. B.
Magalí I. B.

Woah there pops we don't talk to the cops ♪ Hey. I will straight up taze you.

19 days ago
Oh Yeah Yeah
Oh Yeah Yeah

Your voice is so calming

20 days ago
Stage Lights
Stage Lights

ripple cHOP!

21 day ago
Rasmus Nielsen
Rasmus Nielsen

It was a eggxraordinary movie

21 day ago
Devil505
Devil505

You kick ass at cooking and comedy and showing the complicated lives of eggs!

21 day ago
GESSRDOESGRAFF
GESSRDOESGRAFF

ysat jingle sounded like mmm mmm mmm mmm

22 days ago
Demonte Robinson
Demonte Robinson

This egg show is better then breaking bad

22 days ago
Hue Lu
Hue Lu

😂😂😂😂😂 I was really living in highschool!!!! or elementary!!!!

23 days ago
Hi my name is Jordan :D
Hi my name is Jordan :D

i am so confused i just came for the breakfast burrito

24 days ago
no leaving cringe comments in the halls
no leaving cringe comments in the halls

It reminds me of my breakfast! the one i had yesterday, and just got back

25 days ago
Jazmine S
Jazmine S

You suck at cooking this isn't a breakfast burtito

25 days ago
Dessarae Mikhaele
Dessarae Mikhaele

Im confused

26 days ago
Ink Beech
Ink Beech

Came for the burrito recipe but left with a broken heart

27 days ago
IDon'tKnowWhatToPutHere
IDon'tKnowWhatToPutHere

2 years and no eggspecial episode... I never thought I'd be so devastated at the unexpected end of an egg cop drama

27 days ago
SASQUATCHINATOR5829 32
SASQUATCHINATOR5829 32

I am just the right amount of drubkeness for this and i love it

28 days ago
Cait Riona
Cait Riona

Evidence? You mean, piss?

29 days ago
the bob squad
the bob squad

The ripple chop didn't work, can you teach me how to?

29 days ago
kingofwaffles13
kingofwaffles13

2:30 every single time I make a burrito

Month ago
eLassie-
eLassie-

Hey John.. Hey Douglass.. John Douglass = Jacksfilms ysac = jacksfilms

Month ago
Mr. Jeffinizor
Mr. Jeffinizor

Is there a way to watch this series without these annoying egg skits?

Month ago
Mr. Jeffinizor
Mr. Jeffinizor

Down in Jamaica eh, they’re good the first time but after 15 times of trying to cook it? Nah

26 days ago
Down in Jamaica
Down in Jamaica

Mr. Jeffinizor wdym annoying these eggisodes are amazing

26 days ago
60 subscribers with Only ONE video.
60 subscribers with Only ONE video.

This video is kinda confusing

Month ago
Laxifiy 24
Laxifiy 24

Where is the next *EGGISODE* don't hate me

Month ago
Starteli Xu
Starteli Xu

Deteggtive is my favorite show now

Month ago
Gearless Joker
Gearless Joker

Oof a year and a new episode hasnt come out. :(

Month ago
Gearless Joker
Gearless Joker

+Down in Jamaica Oof youtube malfuctioning again

26 days ago
Down in Jamaica
Down in Jamaica

Gearless Joker isn’t it 3years?

26 days ago
Alyssa Gomez
Alyssa Gomez

Bro why’d he cut the avocado like that??

Month ago
SuperCometChase
SuperCometChase

4:40 I put it up your a- You son of a bitch.

Month ago
braeden martin
braeden martin

The fuck is with that egg thing

Month ago
Ann Johnson
Ann Johnson

JOHN NO

2 months ago
Supreme Pearl
Supreme Pearl

Still coming back to watch this!:)

2 months ago
Lilcatanimator2 :3
Lilcatanimator2 :3

I kinda wanna know what happens next 🍿🥤🎬🎥📹🎞📽📼🎦

2 months ago
Ezequiel Baxter
Ezequiel Baxter

2:37 is that Frank's RedHot

2 months ago
Ezequiel Baxter
Ezequiel Baxter

Are you howtobasic?

2 months ago
Olivia Bolivia
Olivia Bolivia

how to basic who??lol love your videos

2 months ago
Akif Ansari
Akif Ansari

I demand a full egg show

2 months ago
Ri Ri
Ri Ri

watching this in 2018 wtf lol ❤

2 months ago
That Guy
That Guy

What? No bacon?

2 months ago
Audrey R
Audrey R

Is that binging with babish’s voice?

2 months ago
nate freese
nate freese

Love me a wet soggy burrito

2 months ago
nate freese
nate freese

LOVE HUMAN

2 months ago
J.W. Higgs
J.W. Higgs

I always put too much in my burritos.

2 months ago
Santa Acosta
Santa Acosta

You are hilarious!!!

2 months ago
MrGeorge3x
MrGeorge3x

0:25 I used that floor drain in my basement

2 months ago
devilman man
devilman man

this is qaulity haha

2 months ago
[email protected]
Donee@AwEs0me

*_pepper pepper pepper_*

2 months ago
Rose Nope
Rose Nope

I don't get it, didn't John and d- I can't remember his name for my life died? if it was faked or something then who is the two innocent people that died? Why did he kidnapped a police officer? What's going on?????

2 months ago
Shilow Dawn
Shilow Dawn

Burritoes R mushy. That 's why there's so many taco preferred. Yogurt works and is so lower fat.

2 months ago
MadiCat247
MadiCat247

What the fuck did i just watch

2 months ago
the cool guy 123
the cool guy 123

Where did he get all those tiny motorcycles

2 months ago
Justin Alexander
Justin Alexander

Who opens an avocado like that?!

2 months ago
Brandi Na'Cole
Brandi Na'Cole

Did he really put hair on these eggs 😂😂

3 months ago
Magin
Magin

This video literally and figuratively killed me.

3 months ago
Diva_ _Raven
Diva_ _Raven

Haha, is it sad that I actually have burrito pants😂 my life is just taco Bell 😂

3 months ago
Erick Gonzalez
Erick Gonzalez

I was a little bit scared in the beginning

3 months ago
PerrinLogainKadanFan
PerrinLogainKadanFan

Dammit, I need a pair of burrito pants.

3 months ago
Jaguar
Jaguar

What's the origin of saying pepper 3 times

3 months ago
blahh29waffelz
blahh29waffelz

I feel like I'm watching bones if anyone has ever seen the series

3 months ago
Burnt muffins
Burnt muffins

What is this eggtective bullshit

3 months ago
primaverala
primaverala

friendship with johnlock ended now john x that one normal egg that he went camping with from that one egg drama detective show is my best friend

3 months ago
beeclan50
beeclan50

Cancelled apparently

3 months ago
The Huntress
The Huntress

Can't believe you were this good two years ago and I am seeing it now

3 months ago
The Huntress
The Huntress

Best YouTube channel is definitely this one

3 months ago
cali cota
cali cota

I hate how u cut the avocado!! How will u get ride of the pit.

3 months ago
OmgOwl
OmgOwl

You are a funny man

4 months ago
Bob Davidson
Bob Davidson

These videos are the funniest

4 months ago
Natalie Junge
Natalie Junge

Burrito pants 🌯👖

4 months ago
Volcryn Darkstar
Volcryn Darkstar

I like to imagine someone who's never heard of your channel coming here for a breakfast burrito recipe and getting caught up in the misadventures of two egg fugitives.

4 months ago
DIM GAMING
DIM GAMING

You need to make an egg series!

4 months ago

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