Netflix Acquires Seth Rogen

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    World-renowned Canadian person, prolific marijuana-doer, and winner of the 2015 MTV Movie Award for “Best Kiss” Seth Q. Rogen has entered into a lifetime deal to transfer full ownership of his personal autonomy to Netflix, Inc.
    “I have known Seth for many years” said senior Netflix Development Executive Jareth Chumley. “After a wrap party in late 2017, Seth approached me and said something like ‘Jesus Fucking Christ Jarbear, I would sell my soul for a fuckin enchilada right now.’ And so basically that was how the idea was born. In the end we settled on a price a little higher than a standard Chili’s To-Go entree, but I’ll be damned, not by that much.”
    “As a general rule, I don’t really ‘read’ anything before I sign it,” replied Rogen when asked about the deal, spilling some beer on his own head as he does the finger-symbol equivalent of air quotes. “That’s what Danny is for, he handles that for me, mostly,” gesturing toward an elderly man in a poncho sleeping on the couch behind him. “Hey Danny!” he shouts, unable to wake his senior contract advisor. “I really hope he didn’t fuck this up. He’s the reason that Zach and Miri Make a Porno exists.”
    Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity is the first project where Netflix was able to successfully extract comedy directly from the actor’s mind. It will stream April 6. While the remaining projects Rogen will be participating in have not yet been finalized, Netflix is considering a live-action Shrek remake, starring Rogen as both the titular character, as well as that character’s love interest Fiona. There will also be other tasks considered, including some off-camera roles such as “executive foot massager” and “Quentin’s back waxer”. “The world really is our oyster here,” said Netflix Chief Operations Officer Karen Shartwell. “There really isn’t anything on earth that we can’t make him do.”
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Anubhav Khanna
Anubhav Khanna

wtf is this youtube layout

Month ago
Michael Holmgaard
Michael Holmgaard

Where is James Franco in all of this? ;)

Month ago
Chase Grund
Chase Grund

this is incredible

Month ago
Noodlepony
Noodlepony

Smoke weed everyday!

Month ago
Jeff Johnson
Jeff Johnson

Lol

Month ago
mauricio krebs
mauricio krebs

amy schurmer AND Seth rogen? Oh, what could be funnier?

Month ago
Steven Rodriguez
Steven Rodriguez

Hilarity for charity was great. Everyone was amazing, even Post Malone but Sarah Silverman wasn't at all. When she's on that's when you should take a bathroom break or grab some food.

Month ago
formless777
formless777

I always though Seth needed more structure in his life. Now he can get over white guilt too. Its a win win.

Month ago
Mr X
Mr X

Fuck Seth rogen

Month ago
BlackLightning325
BlackLightning325

I'm convinced that Netflix is the illuminati of online entertainment/media streaming

Month ago
bishop198666
bishop198666

Fuk netflix

Month ago
JL ATL
JL ATL

Shortbone Nutley

Month ago
Vicious Crowe
Vicious Crowe

Seth Rogen is an idiot!! how is he getting paid????? in candy?

Month ago
Icek Online
Icek Online

Why is the camera shaking so much Why are there so many cuts and shots

Month ago
KrisiimovHD
KrisiimovHD

I would've asked to take it home and read through that fucker before signing my life away to a company.

Month ago
Project -iFi-
Project -iFi-

maybe ull stop filling the recently added section with Bollywood bullshit.

Month ago
Yurie Martinez
Yurie Martinez

I love THIS! ❤️😂🔥

Month ago
Graham Robinson
Graham Robinson

Seth who

Month ago
Zaman productions
Zaman productions

Oh I thought u meant the one from designated survivor

Month ago
Victoria Creamer
Victoria Creamer

My brother, Terry Creamer, went missing a few days before this video was posted... Seeing this made my heart skip. I mean, it's not even a common name... I know it's crazy to post this here, but we've done everything we can think of and this video is getting millions of views. He's in the missing persons database - if anyone runs into a Terry Creamer, 26 years old, 6-foot, blue eyes, dirty blonde short hair with red-ish beard and a big, goofy laugh - in the South Cali/LA area - he has epilepsy, and his family is really worried about him. Please alert police if you meet him - thanks.

Month ago
Aerociviz Nicholas
Aerociviz Nicholas

Eh, Seth hasn't been very funny for a few years now to me. Additionally, he should have stayed out of politics.

Month ago
jaymesEo6
jaymesEo6

Don't forget the fine print (don't talk to Monique).

Month ago
irre levant
irre levant

This guy is an idiot...I can’t stand Him... incompetent. Idiot.

Month ago
Gnarwhal
Gnarwhal

Could you imagine if Seth Rogen was cast as John Goodman in a biopic?

Month ago
Kosta Kalpakidis
Kosta Kalpakidis

Come on.. as funny as skid marks in underwear..Seth sorry maan

Month ago
Fanible
Fanible

Is the full April Fools video about Netflix acquiring Seth Rogen not available to view anywhere?

Month ago
William Parker
William Parker

When a company gets to big...

Month ago
Chris Minneapolis
Chris Minneapolis

Good i canceled my netflix.

Month ago
the astronaut’s friend.
the astronaut’s friend.

Netflix: how do we market to the liberal millennials?

Month ago
mac423
mac423

Why would you want him? Wasn't denigrating your brand with Schumer enough of a black eye?

Month ago
jesse aguirre
jesse aguirre

I'm so glad I'm no longer a netfck subscriber

Month ago
Matt Thomas
Matt Thomas

Seth is kind of a turd.

Month ago
this pizza was great
this pizza was great

Fuck netflix blockbuster shall never be forgotten you limited selection of crap

Month ago
Faux Shizle
Faux Shizle

Good, NO ONE ELSE wants this big dip shit douche ANTI-FREE SPEECH PUSSY!

Month ago
Ron West
Ron West

Finally. Netflix can now take the train rollin' and give us all Pineapple Express 2.

Month ago
john
john

Is this what Adam sandler agreed with?

Month ago
nathaniel driscoll
nathaniel driscoll

haha seth rogen raped a chick

Month ago
WakeeWakee
WakeeWakee

That was hilarious!

Month ago
No need h
No need h

Wow, another Jew to make fun of Christianity and of course touch white women inappropriately.

Month ago
Will Morrow
Will Morrow

I'd ask for my money back ...

Month ago
Debbie Vernon
Debbie Vernon

I don’t know how to respond

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Billy Dee Cig
Billy Dee Cig

Overrated Douchebag who thinks smoking weed makes him some societally rebellious revolutionary committing an act of heroic resistance...STFU, SETH nobody’s impressed you’re perpetually stoned.

Month ago
Henry Gavilanez
Henry Gavilanez

Put Pineapple Express on Netflix

Month ago
Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

Does this mean no more Future Man?

Month ago
customvideo454
customvideo454

Just cancelled my Netflix, ran by a bunch of dumb liberals. No thank you. Getting back to real life !

Month ago
HOUSE of FIVE
HOUSE of FIVE

Seth is legendary

Month ago
customvideo454
customvideo454

HOUSE of FIVE , Seth is a liberal faggot.

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Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance

Hello, Humans. My name is Terrance. Earth is a very strange place. Humans are a very odd species. I can't believe there are 7.2 billion of you on this planet. I've learned much over my time spent on this planet. The things I've discovered, I'll never forget. Sometimes in life, you just end up on Youtube. So many Humans love to go on this website. Terrance will continue to watch the videos created by Humans. All this in hopes of consuming as many Youtube videos as possible. It fascinates me how much one can learn listening to Humans. TERRANCE OUT

Month ago
Cameron Cowan
Cameron Cowan

that looks funny and congrats seth rogen big fan

Month ago
Kang Tut
Kang Tut

Remember kids, With Jews you lose!

Month ago
Kerry Cronic Vlogs
Kerry Cronic Vlogs

Netflix owns all actors now. Lol

Month ago
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great Indeed

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Month ago
The Rickest Rick
The Rickest Rick

Your mom's rabi is gonna have fit when he see's you sold your self again. Start building netflix's pyramid.

Month ago
jacen cade
jacen cade

Seems totally standard to me

Month ago
NeoKenniMe NKM
NeoKenniMe NKM

Do Seth Rogen acquires Netflix

Month ago
jim james
jim james

Does that mean he isnt a lesbian anymore? Now identifies as a Netflix. Seems legit

Month ago
Tracy Pauling
Tracy Pauling

WOW SETH, LOW

Month ago
Mitch Shook
Mitch Shook

They dont have to pay you, milk the mini-bar.. Milk bar 🍸

Month ago
Epicjack
Epicjack

Netflix Witcher cast confirmed !

Month ago
Aric 3Gunner
Aric 3Gunner

01 APR - 31 MAR a fool.

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Your God
Your God

RIP 13th amendment I guess

Month ago
i will by no means give you my name
i will by no means give you my name

Making light of slavery. So racist.

Month ago
Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

Scary thing is what if it is really. Cause it is a contact. Like for signing your life away. So did he really do it. Cause Netflix posted. There has to be a conspiracy on this.

Month ago
Zule
Zule

And I just cancelled my Netflix account. Hey bitch tits go back to Canada you fat talentless prick! You’re just liberal cock sucker who leaves his shitty country and comes here and made a fortune but wants to change it FUCK YOU!

Month ago
nman3k
nman3k

what's the joke? i don't get it

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Dust Buster
Dust Buster

Gross communist Jew. Heard he’s a pedophile.

Month ago
Xaimchel Wons
Xaimchel Wons

Wow that's some real google shit Netflix

Month ago
Stephanie Nicole
Stephanie Nicole

Higher Jonah (nick) from David Dobriks vlogs

Month ago
Tay Sibbett
Tay Sibbett

frame for murder and make a documentary about that murder. lol

Month ago
Jesus Pagan
Jesus Pagan

Standard soul-selling pact 👿

Month ago
rockymentis
rockymentis

lookin great, Seth!

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Woowooo Wooo
Woowooo Wooo

Seth Rogan is a sellout

Month ago
Kinky Tris
Kinky Tris

Hulu is better

Month ago
The Captain
The Captain

No one cares. This guy wasn't all that funny to begin with, now he's old and washed up.

Month ago
David A.
David A.

"Chormo Nutley"...lolol

Month ago
greyeyed123
greyeyed123

Why is everyone pronouncing "biopic" as if it rhymed with "myopic". It's BYE-oh-pick. Why the hell would it be bye-AW-pick?

Month ago
Jamal Brown
Jamal Brown

Ahh, the pretentious weed-smoking Jew with the one-note acting chops.

Month ago
nman3k
nman3k

huh? how is weed related to this video?

Month ago
Gary Winthorp
Gary Winthorp

Wasn't that Netflix exclusive Adam Sandler movie the worst one he released? With David Spade.... that shit was awful.

Month ago
Mateo Larrea
Mateo Larrea

Why?

Month ago
ziljin
ziljin

We need a sequel to The Interview!

Month ago
Alexander Rose
Alexander Rose

ziljin no

Month ago
ziljin
ziljin

Lmao hilarious!

Month ago
Paul Pichugin
Paul Pichugin

So this is how it ends...

Month ago
Funky Munky
Funky Munky

So, the Borg are calling themselves Netflix now.......

Month ago
Deborah Phillips
Deborah Phillips

ick

Month ago
Scotty Roxwell
Scotty Roxwell

Hooray for Jews!

Month ago
Derek Kirk
Derek Kirk

Where can I get one of those Netflix water bottles

Month ago
MakepplQQthenRQ
MakepplQQthenRQ

Now what?

Month ago
Brad Nelson
Brad Nelson

is this a joke or real life?

Month ago
Miss B
Miss B

He has lost so much weight

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L0GAN
L0GAN

"I should've read this before I signed it."

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Jim Callahan
Jim Callahan

Imagine all the good material Netflix could've acquired rights to instead of giving the money to this unfunny tub o lard. 🙄🙄🙄💩🔥🐷🍕🌭👺👹🍵😑🙈😖🎪

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Nikos Wizner
Nikos Wizner

I would sell my car to anyone who could teach my exgirlfriend to trust me again.

Month ago
Nikos Wizner
Nikos Wizner

i wish i had better influences growing up.

Month ago
Gwebb
Gwebb

It’s clearly April Fools, this came out April 1 lol

Month ago
Robot Korea
Robot Korea

Yeah Netflix, how's Susan Rice? Liking those Soros stock bucks?

Month ago
Tyler Gubitosi
Tyler Gubitosi

Where's the full version of this? It's not even on Netflix anymore.

Month ago
mwaddisfilms
mwaddisfilms

HUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUT

Month ago
Josh Mitchell
Josh Mitchell

10 years too late.

Month ago
mkleejr34
mkleejr34

Goodbye Seth we'll miss u😅😅

Month ago
Michael D. Gutierrez Animation
Michael D. Gutierrez Animation

Ehhh weed jokes.

Month ago
zweirich666
zweirich666

They are both SHIT! Not worth 10 bux a month, Rogan looking for another coat tail to ride

Month ago
Jason T
Jason T

The cumulative IQ of Netflix just dropped 30 points with this acquisition.

Month ago
johnny burt
johnny burt

Love it can’t wait

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